Kidney for CUBS

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If you're looking for a way to get money and buy more Leo tokens for the snapshot, then here's a nice idea.

Depending on where you are, you can trade the kidney of a fully grown adult for anywhere between $3000-100,000. It's a vague range because organ trade is illegal but just wait till it's tokenised and we have some kidney coins to make it perfectly legal.

The human body comes with two kidneys and even though it's going to be as uncomfortable as a scorpion sting on your ball sack, you will still survive.

For this post, let's assume the price of a kidney is $60,000 because it is a shitpost. Now you take that kidney out within the next two hours, put that money into ETH or Hive, buy yourself a fuck ton of Leo and wait for the claim drop.

Claim drop comes, you 10x your kidney investment and the buy two kidneys (one for spare). In this way, you would have successfully increased your portfolio value at next to no cost.

Normally, I'd add a disclaimer to the post but if anyone actually sells their kidney to buy crypto, then that right there is a hero that should be celebrated for the monumental retard he/she is.


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Lol, KidFi would certainly open up a different kind of industry!

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This is the future of money.

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Literally spending a penny. In for a penny, in for a pound!

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rinse and repeat, you could buy like twelve more kidneys and stake them in a digestive pool

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I sold mine, now I'm connected to a machine but I expect to buyback after few years, best decision ever.

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Few months and you're getting yourself a dozen more kidneys you brilliant bastard 🥺😘

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although very rare there are reported cases with three kidneys ( they are usually discovered by accident and aren't associated with any problems). Someone who has three kidneys could sell one and be laughing all the way to the bank instead of shitposting about it :P

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