The Weekender Prompt : Shared Week . A weekend with Adolf Hitler
Shared weekend
You get to spend the weekend with one of the people/characters listed below. Who do you choose and why, and what does your weekend look like - what discussions do you have? (Beware of using images that don't belong to you or are not free-to-use stock images which must be credited with a link)
Leonardo da Vinci
Lara Croft (from Tomb Raider)
Neo (from the Matrix)
A homeless military veteran
Adolf Hitler
Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Viktor E. Frankl
Napoleon Bonaparte
Your 90 year old self
Source
"JOANNNE WILL YOU HAND ME UP YOUR LEG RAZOR PLEASE." I want Adolf to shave his little square moustache so the lads down in the local pub don't cop on to who they are going to be talking to , if you don't mind me saying Adolf the most infamous evil dictator that ever lived."
"You don't want my friends to know you do you Adolf??"
"Nein"
"You may as well put some gel in that hair as well. Spike it up a bit. Throw them off the scent."
"Nobody likes a flathead haircut these days."
"Take that red swastika off your arm will you. You are not in the Tiergarten now. You are in Co Tipperary Ireland for some reason and you are staying the weekend with me. Joanna even told me she washed swastika underpants last night. Someone is a bit extreme. Friday nights we go to the pub so quick smart. You Austrians are very punctual so I want to be in the pub with a pint in my hand by 8pm.
And remember we say Cheers when we get drinks and not Sich Heilen!! We don't want those looks again. "Prost will do" or "Gesundheit"! And keep that arm down by your side. Fuck my life Adolf you are hard work. But I realise you can't teach an old Hund new tricks.
What's that......??
No is the answer. There are no jews in the pub. There are not many jews in Ireland as a matter of fact. Although some of my friends would peel an orange in their pocket rather than buy a round of drink but that's just stereotyping. I met many a tight German man as well Adolf so don't be throwing stones in glass houses. Don't worry about the jews.
What?
No , there are no Israeli's either in Tipperary as far as I know. The last Israeli that came to the town was run out of it by Palestine Joe. Joe said you couldn't give those Israelis an inch because they would take a mile and then another one until all of a sudden you are in a refugee camp in your own country. We had that with the British so we tend to not look kindly on it.
Have you got your summer cap? It's getting quite hot!
Ja!
Hitler Hitler Hitler. You can't wear that!!
Is everything you own peppered by Swastikas?? Do you not have any normal accessories?
Here put on this Tottenham cap, it will keep you cool.
No Tottenham are not a Jewish club. Everyone supports them now.
Come on now let's go.
15 minutes later.....
Hey lads I would like to introduce you this random Austrian man who is staying with me this weekend. His name is Theo. First time over here. He thinks the weather is great here.
Theo, Konnen sie unsere Mäntel aufhängen bitte?
Ja.
Where did you get him from @blanchy
Ah a friend of mine from Galen from Australia needed a dig out so I am looking after him for the weekend.
Whatever you do lads. Don't mention the fucking war!!!!!
Seriously not a word.
sssshhhhhh. he is coming back.
Theo you look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere??
Nein.
Wo wohnen Sie?
In Argentina
ahemmm Ado... I mean Theo lives in Buenos Aires. Beautiful part of the world.
That's cool Theo.
What made you move to Argentina?
Der Krieg.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH enough about Argentina, the weather has been lovely so far here in mid June. Myself and Theo are gonna head around Ireland for the weekend. Drink a few cans, and get one ball here some action. Great weather for it.
Yeah it is so nice out there wasn't even dew on the grass this morning,
Was ist dew?
Not to worry Theo, not what you are thinking about.
You want to go to the toiletten?
Kein Problem. Das ist in die erste zimmer auf die linke seite.
Did you see the weather forecast for the weekend?? It is pissing out of the heavens so you and your friend will be disappointed!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Jaysus I had some big plans for the both of us to tour the sights and now we will be able to do fuck all.
Your friend seems a bit highly strung. How are you going to tell him it will be raining the whole weekend.
With great bloody difficulty. He will hit the roof. He has a short fuse. He had his swimming trunks packed and all and some of his top comrades are coming in first thing in the morning. I will get them to break it to him while I sleep off the hangover.
This seemed like it would've been a very interesting and humorous encounter with the one and only Hitler. However, due to your mumbled up and unclear dialogue, I find it quite hard to understand anything in the story.
Maybe work on the dialogue a little next time buddy?
Auch, sprechen- en sie Deutsch?... Das ist ziemlich beeindruckend.- -
Ha😂
Haha, Theo from Argentina!
Fucken gold mate.
That bit cracked me up. ☝️
Thanks legend. Have a good weekend.
Not my best work. I didn't want to go too far.
Yep, I get it. I think you did a good job though, just far enough.
Bloody Theo. Always getting his knickers in a twist :0D
He has a temper on him that could wipe out millions
Well then, I'd say if anyone can show Adolf a good time and how to enjoy the craic it'd be you Blanchy, but that weather...AH, or Theo as he prefers I guess, certainly won't get his bare-ass opportunity on the cliffs of Moher. I think you dodged a bullet there though.
Also...Hitler in a Tottenham cap. Now wouldn't that be a sight!
Becca 🌻
@becca-mac I think I would only make AH worse . Maybe a weekend in yours with the candles and the nice things would calm him down a bit,
I'm not sure even candles would do the trick to be honest.
Becca 🌺
you had to choose the big bad german didn't you :))
when I was reading through the list , I had my fingers crossed for Adolf Hitler. Please be there, please be there.
lol :))
I will be on my toes all through if I'm in same room with hitler 🤣
Ah he was only a little guy. You could beat the crap out of him but I would be wary who he would talk to
🤣🤣🤣 after giving him a nice beating, I'll talk to my legs and they will run faster than ever.
Hitler saying "What a load of fucking bollocks" had me in stitches.
You wouldn't hear sailors with language as bad as Hitler @emma-h . He was always swearing. Bollocks this, bollocks that, that's bollocks , the Jews are all bollocks, Churchill is a bollocks.
Lol I just can't wrap my head around it, it's such a UK word you know?
Is your photo Barry Gibb's? Phenomenal, those were his good times. Well written you have there, Adolf Hitler the fearsome, the unmentionable.
never heard of him. Was he a gee bee? People tell me I look more like the golfer Tommy Fleetwood.
You've never heard of the Bee Gees, not even the youngest can say they haven't heard them, Saturday Night Fever, Started a Joke, are two of their biggest hits. Barry Gibb is the eldest of 4 brothers and is the only one still alive. You look like him to me if that's your picture.
yes, that issss.
Only joking. Do you want me to send you my autograph?
hahahahaha yes, send it by this means.
This post made me laugh too much, what a great story, I laughed a lot with the shaver thing, hahaha good thing they didn't find out.
Joseph Stallion is arriving next week. The big hunk.
Good old Theo, I can just picture him in the local pub and in that Tottenham cap. That'd be a big job to get him to shave that moustache though, can't believe you didn't have to hold him down lol.
I think I would have picked him too, I mean who doesn't want to know what he was like in person and ask him a few questions, couldn't be doing that down the pub though, think your adventure with him is better.
Love that video as well, well done once again @blanchy xxxx
I was going to find him royaling up a crowd of locals in the pub to overthrow the government but I didn't have the time. Thanks @trucklife-family 😁
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Jesus, tough subject matter, but ya made it pure funny without it being offensive.. Fair play to ya!
Thanks it was tougher than I thought it would be.