Flat brainers

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The other day I was looking at a video explaining how flat earthers are trying to prove the Earth is you know... flat. I was vaguely aware of this "theory" for a few years but I never looked into it more because I was afraid my last two braincells would explode trying to process such absurdities. But I'm glad I did give the video a try ( unfortunately I can find it anymore ) because it's hilarious to see the kind of mental gymnastic people are willing to do in order to confirm their world view.

One of the most ludicrous things is that Australia and New Zeeland doesn't exists because when you flatten the earth the distances get all messed up and it would double the time to get from Australia to South America for example . So it's easier to say an entire continent is just a scam, lol. There is a lot more dumb shit surrounding this braindead idea like the world being surrounded by a wall of ice, but I don't want to tell you all of them so that you can lmao as hard as I did if you decided to watch some videos about it.

Anyway this is my new favorite troll one liner: "globetards", apologies to my Aussie and Kiwi friends but you're kind of made up and you don't actually exist :))



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I did a post about flatards a few years ago and found five of my followers on Steemit were into that shit.

It may be the only thing I agree with mainstream opinion on...

Having flown around the GLOBE in a plane, and having friends who have been to Antarctica, kinda kills that one for me...

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I still don't believe you are real :))))))

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Maybe I am a contractor in a seedy office in Bangladesh, being paid to work 14 hour shifts posting moronic comments and upvoting key accounts!

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that would make total sense :)

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Have you checked out the banger community?

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I think I will regret asking what they are about :)

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Ha I've been to Australia! Many of the people do behave like actors, so who knows, maybe it's just a cardboard scenery and they actually flew me somewhere else.. xD

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