It's Not A Good Story To Tell

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Ron Lach
It's Not A Good Story To Tell

I got inspired by @merit.ahama after reading through her post. It was so funny that I had to remember what my grandpa always tells me when it comes to the harmattan period. To be sincere, this period is fast approaching and everyone would find it possible to do the needful in terms of buying a cardigan. Yes, I mean a cardigan. This is what can withstand the cold.

Back then, my grandpa always told us about how a man must wait until this period before selecting his pride. At the time I kept saying what my grandpa would be referring to, not until I saw it myself. I saw the needful and what must be seen at all costs. I saw what my grandpa was referring to.

He told me that :

Son!!!... Do you know that you have to wait until the harmattan period before selecting your bride?

I knew all about what he meant but I still wanted to ask why.

My son… the reason is not far-fetched. Do you know that whenever it is harmattan period girls don't look so beautiful? Their beauty is stained with chalk beneath their feet. It is only a few that may be seen as neat.

The fact remains that whenever it is the harmattan period, there is always a situation where some people do have their legs white just as if they rob powder. They are somehow natural and this is why they always buy Vaseline cream which they would apply to their feet and their faces. It is a season when many people do have problems with their lips. Their lips are always having cuts just as if they have injuries.

So, if you truly want to know if a girl is beautiful or ugly, just try to wait until it is harmattan period.

Also, the girls are not the ones to watch when it comes to harmattan period, but the guys also.

Can I tell you something about myself? I'm the type who always does not dare to lick my lips instead would leave it as it is. The thing that makes me lick my lips would come out to be something I would blame myself for. There was a time I mistakenly licked it, it was a hell of war at that moment. Throughout that day, I was not myself as my lips had to peel off.

This has been happening to many and not just me. I can bet you that the harmattan period is not a good story to tell as many people who seem to like this period just did that for just one reason or else hated it to the fullest.

There is this palm cream that looks oily. This is what so many people in my village always use on their bodies just to keep the whitish Nature from attacking them or to keep the whitish path not too obvious.

Some ladies used lipstick just to make their lips remain wet. They called it wet lips. The ladies know what I'm talking about.

The story behind harmattan is not a good story to tell. @merit spoke of everywhere being collected by dust and to be sincere, if you are not careful, this dust would make your legs suspicious. They would make your legs look white just as if you are dirty whereas not.

Beware as it's going to happen again. There is no year it would not happen.



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I felt pain and some disgust when I remembered some lips, don't think I remembered many lips for kissing them, just that I saw them broken, they looked like the bark of a tree ha,ha,ha, I feel bad. Everyone must live their own experience and I feel that your grandfather loved you or loves you very much by giving you those suggestions that I am sure you did not fulfill ha,ha,ha,ha. When I saw the first image I thought it was something about fights and you were just cleaning up the blood, although this is a big fight with the environment and its climate.

I felt disgust ha,ha,ha,ha. In what month does this happen not to go to your country. I don't wet my lips with saliva, but sometimes I bite them ha,ha,ha,ha I won't do it again @cool08

I love to stop by and smile at your anecdotes. I have a new granddaughter and was a bit absent this week. Already active for lots of laughs

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Wow.... Congrats..... My greetings to my little angel.....

Infact, it happens every December period...as well as January period...

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Your grandfather is a wise man. The perfect time to choose a lady as bride is the harmattan. I remember how me and my cousins would just sit and laugh at people.

As for the lips own, make e be😂😂the thought of it makes me want to dread the approaching period.

@merit.ahama coman see o, that you've now started a harmattan movement. That's if you've not gone into hiding 😜

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😂😂😂
I'm in hiding but I don't fail to check on you to know how far you've gone with your Craziness here on Comedy Open Mic 🤣🤣
Waiting to read your entry for the harmattan season contest 😂

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Oh! So it's now a contest?? 😂😂
How much will I get when I win please?

I'm in hiding but I don't fail to check on you to know how far you've gone with your Craziness

You have finally called me a mad man😂😂😭😭 God abeg

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It's a free contest, you can choose not to join 🤪
Is e my small Hive you want to use to buy Benz?

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😂😂😂
Hive millionaire with overdose of modesty. God when

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Awww abi o 😂😂

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I want to be like you when I grow up

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🙄🙄🙄
You dey whine me ni

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I no fit whine you na... Who I be to come dey whine you

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Another whining again 😂😂

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😂😂😂
Why you no fit just believe me say no be whining

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I nor even know self o 😂😂
You're just giving me lying vibes

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Eweeeh 🙆‍♂️. Me that cannot even lie to save my life..

I'm as sincere and truthful as the gospel😋

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Wonraful 😳😏
Another lie for the night, thank you

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O God.. I give up, before you tarnish my innocent image

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😂😂😂
Which image are we talking about here? The already tarnished innocent image? 🤪

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I trust you.... You are always checking on is here.... I can feel your handiwork...

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Haha I've been slacking a bit for some days now, so much going on offline for me 🥲

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Ok...it is better to deal with the issues at hand.... Thanks a lot ..ooo

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Infact my grandpa was so wise to have thought of this fact.

I read through @merit.ahama post which made me come up with this ....

I can see that she has come to settle what she started....

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Some ladies used lipstick just to make their lips remain wet. They called it wet lips. The ladies know what I'm talking about.

Yes we understand 😁😂🤣😂🤣💔

This is also the period where 200 naira Vaseline rises by %900 so be a whale now that it's still cheep

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It truely is the best time to pick a bride indeed but it's also scary...you might pick a girl who look really good and has really nice skin but after harmattan you'll realize she has an oily face that was perfectly covered by the harmattan, all part of her body would na be sweating profusely, making her smell...
Be very careful o!

I can relate😂😂...my lips become tempting to lick at this period and I try my best to resist that sort of feeling, most times, I fail

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