Nature Calls

Max Vikhtbovych

Nature Calls

It's so funny that I was almost disgraced.

Just yesterday, I was called to teach someone in a reputable estate. I have not been there in my life and have only been hearing about the place. It was just not the best with what happened to me.

I got prepared and was ready to leave but something told me to offload after downloading before leaving. This was because I have eaten so much. It's not easy eating beans and going to a place like this. My wife prepared beans with potatoes. This made the beans too sweet and I was eating like never before. To some extent, I could not add any other food to my belly. I was so filled up and unable to even stand.

After some minutes of eating I had to stand up to take my bath. Something just said to me to dedicate. I was so adamant and refused to do as my mind instructed me. I decided to get set. After seeing the way I was behaving, my wife told me to free myself before leaving but I still didn't do as she told me, instead remaining glued to myself.

I went on a journey. It takes me almost two hours to get to the junction of the estate and another 10 mins to get to the estate gate. So, I was feeling pressured and initially started with urine. It was hard on me that I could no longer bear it but was still managing to. When I was supposed to trek, I decided to take a bike, spending another extra money. I got to the estate gate and the gatemen could not allow me in except to get a confirmation from the person I'm going to see. Now, I told them to allow me to ease myself before calling the person. They were proving stubborn and did not want to answer me on time. I could no longer hold it and went to a corner of the gate to free myself. They were saying all sorts of words but I cared less because it would happen to anyone.

I picked up my phone to call but the number was not reachable. I was having a second phase of uncomfortability which I was unable to explain. After trying several times, I relaxed and waited a bit before calling. Then it was coming in full force to which I could only bear it for just a few minutes. I tried again and luckily the woman answered and without wasting time, I was granted permission to go in. The distance to the house was supposed to be another ten minutes which I felt I could not hold. It was indeed close to the down part of my anus. I could not get all so fast because if I do, it would gush out just like an open water passage.

There was no one to ask or tell to allow me to use his or her toilet just because of the nature of the surroundings. This estate looks so quiet just as if no one is living in it. It was just like a graveyard. I could not hear a single voice from any of the beautiful houses around. Maybe they used soundproofing to pad their houses, no one knows.

How am I going to do it was the only question left for me.

I saw a bike coming in my direction and immediately stopped it. This was how he carried me but not in a rush just because of my condition. After getting to the house, I sat as if nothing was happening but was sweating profusely. I was about to teach when she observed the way I was behaving and asked me if there was a problem. Without wasting time, I responded:

There is a problem ooo…

Ketut Subiyanto

Asked me what the problem was and I replied:

I'm pressed and it has been disturbing me for the last 20 minutes.

She showed me the visitor's toilet. The way it came out while on the toilet tub was extraordinary. It came with a loud sound that left the girl in surprise but who cares? At least I have freed myself. I was relieved and calm. When I came out, it was just as if I had been in bondage.



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😅😅😅😅 Nature's call get level o

Your experience is a critical one, holding it in for more than twenty minutes.

Just imagine that your student didn't notice how you were behaving 🤣

Maybe you'll just let it go on the sofa there, damaging the atmosphere of the estate.

A funny experience, thanks for posting to our community!

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It was a funny one you know. Thank goodness that my students did not know the kind of sufferings I have passed through while coming...

And let's I forget.....congrats .... You are now a moderator here....

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Just make sure next time, you take advice before leaving the house 😅

Thanks, I appreciate 🙂

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I just want to thank God for all he did for you...You never know just how bad these things can become...I have terrible shit jokes that are based on true life stories. They are very messy mehn...I'm talking all over the place kind

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Hahahahahaha, it happened to me today, I went to mtn office to do stuff with my sim card, I become so pressed all of a sudden that I begged them to attend to me before those that came before me. Quickly I rushed home cos I always try to avoid using public toilet. I was on fire on my way home, haha. I kept praying I don't disgrace my self, do you know on Getting home, I ran to the toilet, but the poop refused to come out? Hahahaha. I pushed and pushed, still nothing. It's been more than an hour now, I still haven't used the toilet. Up til now,I have been asking myself what happy to me? Hahaha

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Hahahahah..... That was funny you know... Just go and drink some water...

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🤣🤣.. This is embarrassing..
I have an embarrassing nature call moment too. But I don't want to share 🤣🤣

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I'm sure it would be too much funny...

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Hahaha I feel you... Nature isn't welcome in some situations. Your little adventure is an example. That is one of the reasons why I don't like beans, hahaha.
DreemPort deposited me here. 🤗

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Infact, it's not the best at alll.... I won't try it again...

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This type of nature calls is what I don't like at all lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂

What on earth is that embarrassment???
ehhh??

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That was so funny 😆😆😆😆
Thank God the woman led you to the visitor's toilet. Perhaps you might have opened up if she didn't notice you were feeling uncomfortable.
I came through Dreemport 🤗

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I suspect that there is nowhere on earth that that is not a problem @cool08!
Lot of people have zero clue hahahahahaha, I worked on the roads for 28 years, learned all kinds of things; but sometimes one has to do the bushes or anywhere in an emergency. Best place to work was in the mountains, where you could climb a few feet down the bank. It can get kind of rough in a populated area, another good place since a lot of construction was going on was to use a portapotty that they provided for their construction crews.
Extremely funny but not funny!!! Depends on who you are I guess hahahahahaha!!!
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OMG, dude, that is hilarious! The understatement, or delivery of

The way it came out while on the toilet tub was extraordinary.

made me lose my sh*t (pun intended). Great story.

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