Five Newly Minted New Year Puns

It is the new year, but an older you so let us drown our sorrows in some linguistic fun!

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1. 14 people were injured at the disco-themed new year's party. They really dropped the ball there.

2. This new year, Quitting binge-watching shows on my laptop was top of my list. So I bought a TV to watch them in high resolution.

3. I was telling my cat about my resolutions, when she kicked me-ow!

4. Q: What did one pirate say to the other on Jan 1?
   A: Happy New Ye-arrr

5. and this one I made for Punday Monday- The elf decided to become a normal person in 2022 by getting plastic surgery. He is happy with his New ears resolution