Original Food Puns
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Q: Why was the onion crying?
A: Someone in his family leeked his personal info.
Vietnam has the best soup in the world pho real.
Q: Why was the Banana sentenced for the man slipping on it?
A: It lost it's ap-peel.
Did you hear about the girl who couldn't wait for her food to be cooked, sushi had raw food.
Did you hear about the grape who got old raisin his kid?
I made an NFT about chutney but I dont know how to mint it.
Q: Why don't the melons get married?
A: They don't have the money so they cant-elope.
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Q.Why didn't the Eggs go to the boxing event.
A.They were scared they get beat up.
I'm pretty sure my uncle came up with the cantaloupe one. 😘
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Some real groaners...dad jokes...LOL
I prefer mom puns :P