Top 5 reasons Lazy people will
save humanity.
1 - Resource Conservation: It is a scientifically proven fact that lazy people
Take less baths - more water saved
Get up less to get a glass of water - even more water saved
Do not drive much anywhere - Crude oil saved
Cannot be bothered to cut down trees - Nature saved
2 - A boon to the economy: Many jobs are created just because of the existence of lazy people.
Can't cook your food? buy food made by someone else
Can't look after your kid? hire a nanny
Can't drive? Hire a driver
Can't kill people? Hire @mineopoly
3- Necessity Laziness is the mother of invention: Was Edison so lazy that he couldn't light a candle for a permanent light source, so he sighed, got out of his couch, and invented the light bulb?
We may never know but laziness drives invention. You can be a hard-working scholar with 20 years of experience but you're no match for a dude in sweatpants who's motivated to not move an inch.
4 - Laziness brings peace of mind: If you're lazy, you lead a stress-free life and can't be bothered with over-thinking, which many psychologists believe is the key to happiness.
5 - Lazy people do not write long blogs and don't comp...
Hahaaa....I'm really getting a kick out of readin...
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Fun fact:
When asked why he invented the first electronic digital computer, Professor John Atanasoff said he was too lazy to calculate so he invented the comp...
You made me count the atoms in the universe.
Wow amazingly written. Believe me you hit us out of blue and made us laugh.
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You recovery quickly.
When I'm too lazy then I hire an associate Ghetto Gangpae @hitmanchoi. Lazy people don't always get things done. That's when we whack 'em.
My blogs have been entirely too long. I should keep it to eight lines or less. This is already 7.
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I mastered my laziness long enough to make this comment. 😀
HaHa, very good! The twisting of definitions into their opposite, a very nice moment of irritation! Thank you, I enjoyed it very much. I would add and agree with you that idleness has a good sister, namely the energy of creation, which balances out with it. Without a phase of creating, any idleness would not be a pleasure. Being lazy for ten hours turns into the opposite: into stress. But I would still leave the term laziness in its negative connotation, after you have used it for this wonderful purpose of irritation, and reinstate leisure as a term. Laziness is indeed understood negatively and certainly means the hours spent completely dissatisfied and at odds with oneself, with one's own conscience constantly intruding and completely spoiling one's time. All things end so that others can begin. And so on.
Best regards!
HaHa, very good! The twisting of definitions into their opposite, a very nice moment of irritation! Thank you, I enjoyed it very much. I would add and agree with you that idleness has a good sister, namely the energy of creation, which balances out with it. Without a phase of creating, any idleness would not be a pleasure. Being lazy for ten hours turns into the opposite: into stress. But I would still leave the term laziness in its negative connotation, after you have used it for this wonderful purpose of irritation, and reinstate leisure as a term. Laziness is indeed understood negatively and certainly means the hours spent completely dissatisfied and at odds with oneself, with one's own conscience constantly intruding and completely spoiling one's time. All things end so that others can begin. And so on.
Best regards!
You're funny! Got a good laugh out of that now I must say 🤣