The Never have I challenge
Hello guys, so I remember when I was young, there is this adage that says, All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. So today, I will be participating in the Never have I question @zellypearl invited me and few others to participate and yeah, the questions are very funny 🤣🤣🤣.
Sit back as I answer, the never have I ever question.
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- Never have I ever Googled my name.
🤣🤣🤣, who hasn't done that. I don't think there is anyone or should I say any child who hasn't done that. For some people, my name sounded out of the world and still does. So many times, I have been asked my name and then the look they always give me because of my name is sure, not fun to see and at the end, I would be asked, what is the meaning of Evelyn and where are you from.
Funny enough my middle and last name are both Hebrew, so it is always difficult for people to understand where I am from and why I bear the name. So because of that, I can't even count how many times I have had to google my name just to be sure, in case I meet people who don't or never heard of the name.
Well, a million and one times, I have googled my name and gotten a piece of paper just to write the meaning of my name and where it was derived from. Don't laugh at me, because I am actually laughing at myself 🤣🤣🤣. So I have googled my name countless times.
- Never have I ever had a crush on a teacher.
🤷♀️, please, no one should look at me like a spoilt girl, just got attached to this particular teacher that is all and that was in my Primary School, my primary 6 I guess.
Teacher Abimbola was my knight in shining armor, although he was not my class teacher but I always ran to him for help anytime I never understood a particular subject. The teacher was not only intelligent but he was handsome as well and was the talk of our girls. Although he never paid attention to other girls but gave me his full attention anytime I run to him for help. I remember once he saved me from been beaten by my class teacher because I was making noise.
So, I have had a crush on a teacher.😉😊
- Never have I ever been in a "friends with benefits" relationship.
🤭🤭, I think I have done this once upon a time in my life 🤣🤣🤣, please don't start thinking about what you are about to think. It was fun though and the good thing is we both parted ways in a very mature way. We were not ready to give our love even though we knew there was chemistry but we were willing to do the friends with benefit shit and after a while, he went his own way, and I did 🤷♀️, no big deal I guess.
- Never have I ever eaten something I dropped on the ground.
Well, as long as it is mine, I think I have done that countless times most especially if I have got no extra money to buy it and if it is my favourite biscuits, sweet, or whatever, I can not bear the loss. So, I don't mind bending down to pick and eat. Anyone who does not like it, should walk up to me and buy for me.😏😏
- Never have I ever dated a friend's sibling.
Even though I have friends whose siblings are hot, I won't do that. It's a Never for me. I have had a crush on a few of my friend's siblings like seriously, who know like better things but never thought of dating them because it is not on my agenda. So, NEVER.
- Never have I ever farted in an elevator with others in it.
It is a never for me because I have not gone to a place that warrants me using an elevator but I have farted inside a church and to say that those at my back we're pregnant women who were the first to perceive the smell and ran out of the church is a funny one 🤣🤣🤣.
- Never have I ever eaten street food.
I have and I still do and I think I prefer most of them to this classy restaurant or eateries who think they cook better than anyone. Street food is delicious and cheap. So why wouldn't I eat something delicious and cheap and save my money for something else than to eat expensive food and not enjoy what I am eating?
- Never have I ever eaten a spoonful of sugar and anything else.
Who hasn't? Of course, I have and I still do. Although I do that once in a while now and secretly to avoid getting a spank. I think I have a bad toothache because of too much intake of sugar. I am even afraid of my tooth myself.
- Never have I ever late to school.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 My lateness became a part of me that many teachers got tired of flogging me because I became a regular late goer.
I was always late to school and most days, I prayed for rain to fall so I can give that as an excuse as to why I came to school late for that day. Like going to school became a habit, I usually entered class either after the first period into the second period or a minute before the first-period bell will be over 🤦♀️, don't ask me why because I can't tell why.
- Never have I ever pretended to be sick when I wasn't.
This question brought back old memories 🤣🤣🤣, I have thousands and one time did that even while I was in school just to avoid been flogged or avoid writing a test I did not read for just because I know the end of the test will end up landing me into bigger trouble.
I have pretended to be sick one of the days I knew it was my turn to darken the board and I didn't want to do that to avoid getting myself and my uniform dirty.
- Never have I ever tried to hide my report card.
It is a Never for me because I had no reason to do it even though I wasn't the best in class, I wasn't also a dullard. Even if I had plans of doing that during my school days, the kinda father I had would have dealt with me till I brought out the result. I was a bad child in other ways, but this wasn't included except I was ready to die. 😅😅
- Never have I ever visited a haunted house.
Like, NEVER, I want to have my sleep in peace, I don't even watch movies that are full of horror how much more houses that are haunted. What exactly am I going to look for there?
- Never have I ever ridden on a school bus
It is a big never for me even when I was asked by my dad to use that because my school was far away from my home, I never did that because I love using public transport and because I hate waking up early. I love walking with my classmate because of the fun and I hate the school bus naturally.
- Never have I ever dated more than one person at the same time.
Have I? I don't think I have because I hate the double dating shit. Why should someone engage in dating more than one person? I have never done that and I don't think I will ever do that.
- Never have I ever walked up to a stranger and asked them out.
Do I have the nerve to do that, I would prefer the ground to open up and swallow me than do that. So, it is a never for me.
- Never have I ever played hard to get.
Well, what is the fun there if I don't play that role. It's a role of come and get me if you can. I don't think there is any lady that has never done that even when we know that at the end of the day, we will give in to the person but we still have to put that part, of course, I have done that.
- Never have I ever accidentally worn a piece of clothing inside out.
I have done that and I remember wearing my lingerie inside out without knowing until I came back from work and my mom saw me wearing it. I remember wearing my inner wear inside out and did not know even when my mom was telling me it was the wrong side, I told her it was the right side with so much boldness until I finally saw it and that was when I might have come back from church.
So, this is where I will be stopping for today and I would not mind going on and on with the question but for now, I drop my pen. Thanks to @zellypearl for the mention. It was fun.
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STOPThis is really a funny question, that will have a funny answer,i was just going through a response of a mate here about how she responded to someone of the questions it was really funny
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
You're so funny and I'm thinking those emojis are enough to show you how I'm feeling right now about your answers to the questions.
The made me laugh most was the farting part 😂 why were you that heartless na? You farted in the presence of pregnant women? Oh my goodness, it's so funny 😂
Then the last one about wearing your cloths inside out is so funny too. You even boldly told your mum that she was blind wrong only to go to church and come back to see that she was blind right all along 🤣 wahala
These answers are too funny, I really need to get some questions and answer too but I know I won't be as funny as you and @zellypearl you two are comedians 😂
🤣🤣🤣, it came out unconsciously, and I did not realize that it would smell for them to perceive. I could not hold back either, so I had to do what was good for my tummy.
My dear, I can not count times I have gone out wearing the wrong side until I was told by someone outside or until I come back from work to change up before I realized what I was wearing.
I bet, you can give it a try and you will love it and yours can be as funny as ours, just go for it.
Yeah I understand sha, thank goodness they didn't know it was you 🤣
I will try to write mine soon then.
Alright, will be expecting it.
You and fart are 5 and 6.
Imagine polluting those poor women's noses with your smelly fart.
You fart with no regard at all and I don't mind saying it anywhere 🙄😏
As for googling your own name. I use to look at you like why on earth will someone sit to Google the meaning of her name and writing them down😂😂
I am glad you had some fun writing this and it was a fun read too.
🙄🙄, Mrs woman, do we have a special place for farting? If we do, please let me know, so I can always visit the place when I feel like farting 😜😜.
What do you expect from one who does not have a single name that can be traced back to her origin? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The name issues weren't a problem until I came back to my hometown, then I realized that I was in a big soup.
What do you expect me to do? The man who gave me the name is no more, so the least I can do for myself was to go google it out for myself. 🤓🤓
Funny, for you to sit down and Google your name. If you don't know your name come and asked me i will tell you. Eh eh eh you farted for those pregnant women, you need deliverance. Thanks for the funny write up. Keep it up.