"'Worst Answer" 1.0 LEO & !PIZZA Competition - Worst Investment Strategy
Ok this going to be the first competition that features both LEO and PIZZA prizes!
So the questions is..
"What investment strategy should I be using?"
Remember we want the worst ideas so please dig deep (or shallow?)! And place your answers in the comments below!
Ok so the prize will be!
1st 6 LEO
2nd 4 LEO
3rd 2 LEO
Also we will now have a bonus prize of 1 !PIZZA for the most creative response, I am talking images, gifs , hikaus I don't really care just go crazy
I will also upvote as many answers as possible and give out some slices of !PIZZA
We will close in 7 days and need at least 3 answers
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Hold a toddler up and show him/her all your investments, pick the one they smile at.
Brillant and prob better then my current statergy !PIZZA
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this could work....just going to get a toddler...
Er this could go wrong very quickly, dont go in a van
If there is a cute dog on the logo... buy that shit!!!
Sure fire winner !PIZZA
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you seen disney?
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Investing in coin that’s not Bitcoin would have seen you lose money versus Bitcoin so technically they all bad investments
Great contest!
The one from @diebitch is hard to top, if it is about to create a random strategy, but maybe there is something even worse than random: search in your country for the most trashy newspaper or magazin, check if they have an "economy" section and follow their advise. E.g. f they say "gold goes up", put ALL your money in gold, if they say "dodgecoin goes up", sell all the gold and put ALL in DOGE, and so forth. You must not diversify, always switch everything you hold 100% to the new asset!
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Trust a bank employee broker to manage your money with the expectation that they will bring you returns while you work hard adding to your investment thinking you will retire at Freedom 55.
Let your cat do the investments for you... This is my typing companion, Chrissy... Though..... she honestly may have better luck than I do :"D
I have never felt more encouraged to trust a cute cat with my investments. I AM SOLD!
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Just use the classic eeny meeny miny moe method to pick the best investment strategy out of a bunch of options!
we do this
A cunning strategy to be sure !PIZZA
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all on red....
Sounds better then most of my investment !PIZZA
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!PIZZA it is the way to go....
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I love this simple competition btw it is simple but funny
Really wanted something anyone could enter !PIZZA
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sometimes simple is best!
What could sound as the worst could indeed be the best strategy as many have pointed out in their comments.
There have also been studies involving monkeys picking up stocks and the monkeys' portfolios performed better over time than the average funds 😂
So yeah my worst idea for your strategy investment would be like the one from the article LOL
Pick 1000 stock tickers and, I don't know, put them randomly on a dart board in someway and throw 30 darts 😂 Invest 10.000$ in those 30 stocks, hodl for 30 years, Enjoy being rich 👌😂 Sounds easy!
Lol great but with my aim I'm investing in the wall !PIZZA
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Elon Musk memes.
Brillant !PIZZA
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Put all your trust (and assets) in the hands you your ever faithful investment advisor. Yup, this guy:
He has been very successful to date !PIZZA
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Roll a different one of my crypto dice every day and BUY $100 of that token. Do this for a year.
Then
Roll a different one of my crypto dice every day and SELL $100 of that token. Do this for a year.
Repeat until you die or are wealthy.
Thise dice a brillant !PIZZA
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