Dear Mr. President: Sir, You and I Really Need to Chat. (Political Satire, Sort Of. WARNING: Those on the Left Will Not Like This One Bit!) POB Word of the Week: Outrageous #009

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Dear Mr. President:

Sir, you and I really need to chat. You see, you have me confused (almost as much as you are on your best days).

I studied economics in College and am fully aware of what items are included the term 'traditional infrastructure'. Do you understand what items are included in 'traditional infrastructure' sir? I think not.

Joe, if I may call you that (beats many other things I could call you), I really need to be boldly frank with you. Your expansion of the understood meaning of the components considered to be within infrastructure is without a doubt one of the most FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS things I have ever heard. (Sorry for using those capital letters Joe, but I needed to yell to wake you up).

You don't have a clue what I'm talking about, do you Joe? Well c'mon man, let me give you a little reminder. Remember back in March of this year when you went on television (and screwed up reading from the teleprompter) and announced an infrastructure plan you called the American Jobs Program? That's right Joe, very good. It is the one where you want to spend a FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS sum of $1.7 Trillion of hard earned corporate income tax revenue (you were nodding off again, c'mon man, stay awake, this is important).

Wow, it's nice you remembered you originally wanted $2 Trillion to fund this crap. Yes Joe, it is a shame your Republican friends did not fall for your half baked, bogus and mere symbolic attempt to placate them into a bipartisan accord on your outrageous program. Could it be they understand what infrastructure is and you don't? I believe that is the case.

Joe, buddy, infrastructure is things like building or repairing roads, building or repairing bridges, improving and expanding rail service, upgrading airports, upgrading ports (yes Joe, boats, nice to see you're following me so far), upgrading and improving municipal water and sewer systems and things of a like nature. In my humble opinion sir, I believe a lot of the things you call infrastructure in your program simply do not fit within the concept of traditional infrastructure as most normal people see it.

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Joe, the inclusion of items to the tune of 93% to 95% of the amount you want to spend in your program which you call infrastructure, plainly and simply is not infrastructure at all. All you did was to FUCKING OURAGEOUSLY expand what is traditionally perceived as infrastructure to fit your progressive socialist agenda to please your friends in the radical left (stay awake damn it and pay attention).

Buddy, pal, friend of mine. Including such items as expansion of Medicaid benefits, federal rules to undermine right-to-work laws, racial equity initiatives, subsidies for purchasing electric vehicles, expansion in spending of corporate welfare, and my personal favorite, establishing a 'Civilian Climate Corps', is not spending taxpayer dollars on infrastructure at all.

But then again, redefining language to suit your whims is nothing new to you on the left. When you guys can't win over public opinion by telling the truth, you mask it in a Trojan Horse by changing the traditional well known meaning of words to trick the public into buying your way of thinking. Admittedly, this is pretty slick on your guys part, FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS, but pretty slick nonetheless. (I know it's past your naptime, stay awake, I'm almost done, sort of).

You know, all you managed to by including this outrageous garbage in what was to be an infrastructure proposal was to piss off all your Republican friends. If only I'd have written you sooner, I might have saved you from having to grovel to gain some illusive degree of bipartisan support for this junk. If only you'd have stuck to the traditional infrastructure stuff like roads and bridges and not tried to pull an outrageous stunt in your attempt to create a Socialist America, life as a President would be so much easier for you.

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OK Joe, you must be growing weary by now. But one last thing for your attention buddy. Your proposal to pay for this junk by raising corporate tax rates is so harmful to the economy its FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS (I felt like yelling because this idea is just too stupid to contain myself, sorry Joe). I'm not going to expand on this now as I know you need your nap, so just go read the article I published on this this morning. Here are the directions on where you can find it Joe. Yes Joe, on the computer. "The Economic Impact Of Raising the Corporate Tax Rate to Pay the Tab for Biden's $1.7 Trillion Infrastructure Plan - More Harm than Good?" at https://www.proofofbrain.io/hive-167922/@kevinnag58/the-economic-impact-of-raising-the-corporate-tax-rate-to-pay-the-tab-for-biden-s-usd1-7-trillion-infrastructure-plan-more-harm. Oh, get someone to help you with the computer Joe and stop complaining about all those new-fangled damn pony dog modern machines.

Nice that Dr. Jill brought you milk and cookies to enjoy before your nap. I hope you remember some of this letter when you awake.

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My best to Hunter. Hope his payment to you this month is enough to cover Major's biting troubles. Oops, I wasn't supposed to mention that, was I? My bad, sorry.

Take care Mr. President. If you'd stop doing such FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS things like detailed in this letter, I think your time in the White House would go a lot smoother. Maybe even your old buddy Mitch may drop by to say hi.

Your friend,

Kevin
(A simple conservative Republican sick and tired of the stupid outrageous stuff you do.)

P.S. Good thing you didn't get me talking about what you're letting go on at the southern border.