The Lying uncle and her niece

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I used to tell my niece that i was the best in my school, except that day she brings her linear equations math homework for me to solve, I scrubbed my head times without number and told my niece, uncle has a sore head.

When her mom came home she reported me but I told my sister, I was just about to travel to the village, I was waiting for her to come back, my little niece really can talk, I thought that would be enough after she has succeeded in chasing me out of the city, but when she and her mom came to the village on vacation, she informed my father that uncle ran away from the city just because of simple linear equation as if she was able to do it herself.

I was in my room, when I looked through the little hole that was available to see through the parlor, I saw that my father was there in the parlor with her, I never stopped to imagine that today she would blow my secrets, I climb on the bed and I covered myself with a blanket, it wasn't until a minute, I heard someone knocking, I thought it was my father coming with a cane, when I looked up it was just my mother, I told her I had a severe headache.

She took pity on me and asked me to stay calm for her to go buy me drugs, not until three minutes later, I heard another knock on the door and I said, come in, thinking that was my mom, without knowing it. it was my niece, holding a big cane and carrying my father to my room, while I was in bed, covering myself with a blanket, I thought my father would ask me what's wrong, not knowing my niece who I think is just a child has been knowing that this uncle can lie a lot.

She pointed to me on the bed and told my father, that's exactly what I did in the city, I lay in bed like this, she demonstrated the way I lay on bed to my father, exactly as this, the day she asked me to help her solve her linear equation homework, my father took the cane from her and suddenly I began to experience a linear equation on my back, my little niece was laughing, all this was making her happy.

While i faced my nullity, I began to reason why some children were called big pikin, what my niece from the city did to me was like wanting to take me to hell, oh! My God, I don't like math! and she could still chase me with her homework to the village, this makes me see her as one of the Boss Baby.

Right now, my niece and her mother are still with us in the village, Nepa, whose light comes once in a blue month, has brought light, now there is light to watch movies, I am in the parlor with my niece and she is asking me that she wants to watch this movie called "BOSS BABY" but I told her no, that the movie is no longer available for her, now she's threatening me that if I don't show her the movie, she'll tell father that I couldn't solve another one of her mathematics homework and this time she is planning to use the algebraic equation.

Right now, I'm thinking about the option I should take because this Boss Baby movie would give her more tactics to deal with me, but if she report me to that man, my back would need more medical attention.

what can I do 🤣🤣

I am planning of running out of the house into the bush only to come out when my niece and her mother travel to the city.



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😂😂😂
Some of these children will make it look like they were sent from hell to torment you. You better run for your life o

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As i am talking to you now, I am in the bush, that was where I slept last night and I am happy about it, nothing would make me come out until i heard that she has left the village🤣🤣

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😂😂😂
Your niece has turned you to Nebuchadnezer🤣🤣🤣

Is it by force to know maths..

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Lols,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, I wonder oooo.
even mosques here isn't friendly with me in this bush.

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😂 😂
Pamper them, they'll be nice to you

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This one in particular do not need it pampering, she knows all those things means nothing to her.
🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well.. I was talking about the mosquitoes

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I Wish I can speak to their hearing, even if I tried to, how would I even know they are replying me, all the times, their sounds is like a Limousine motor, yauwwn yauwwnn🤣🤣🤣

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This is so funny and embarrassing. Your niece is a smart ass kid and knew you were feigning the whole time. I Can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

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She can disturb me so much, I am thinking why do I have to tell her things about me.

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