"Facts" About us the Norwegians

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Sometime we just need to have a good time and enjoy Life.

So lets take a look at some "facts" about us Norwegians. Maybe it can become a bighit for you folks to get you smile and understand how we Norwegians with our Viking Blood can handle it all.

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(For those who need to understand Celsius VS Fahrenheit http://www.metric-conversions.org/temperature/celsius-to-fahrenheit.htm )

+15C This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.

The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan. +10C The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens. +5C Italian cars won't start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets. 0C Distilled water freezes.

The water in ...Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker. -5C People in California almost freeze to death.

The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter. -10C The Brits start heating their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves. -15C The Aussies flee from Mallorca (Spain)

The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here. -20°C People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors. -30C Paris start cracking from the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands. -50C Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather. -60C Santa moves south.

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The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training. -183C Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. -273C All atom and subatomic particles movement halts.

The Norwegians start saying Faen,(Damn) its cold outside today. -300C Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

Have a wonderfull day all.

Sig - The Old Viking of Norway.

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Too Funny and what a load of croc shit.

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Good post about the Norwegians and Crusins comment made me laugh

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hehe...we need to have some fun tmes indeed...!! Thx

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Sig this was very funny to read, sorry for not seing it sooner, so hell has freezed over when that violin guy won the contest?

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