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Slobberchops

talesoftheurbanexplorer.com

United Kingdom

@curie Curator, Magic the Gathering Investor, Music Geek, Urban Explorer, Abuse Fighter, Story Teller.

@slobberchops 78

about 14 hours ago

Mort the Shit Manager: 'Agnus' Source: Image by @katharsisdrill Mort, the Shit Manager is a spin-off fictional series of short stories based loosely on the thoughts of David Mortenson, the tyrannical Kwiksave store manager wh

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2.877 CTP

@slobberchops 78

2 days ago

Urban Exploration

Tales of the Urban Explorer: The Lair of the Giant Spiders This story doesn’t follow the regular trajectory of my usual content. It was a might-be that I picked up from the usual maps scouring exercises. "There's something in that…

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3.915 CTP

@slobberchops 78

4 days ago

Urban Exploration

Tales of the Urban Explorer: Granddad's House Deep in the heart of wildest Wales, a region of the British Isles so untouched that the locals roam naked, orgies are rampant and transsexual nymphs tempt naive bloke visitors…

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6.765 CTP

@slobberchops 78

6 days ago

Urban Exploration

Tales of the Urban Explorer: Ministry of Supply Munitions Factory I had no idea what this was until we arrived. A large section of dense trees with a couple of buildings on Google Maps looked quite suspect and so I noted it down for a visit.…

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2.688 CTP

@slobberchops 78

7 days ago

The Horrors of Kwiksave: Bad Totty ‘ The Horrors of Kwiksave ’ is a candid recollection of my memories working at Kwiksave (the now-defunct discount supermarket chain) as a ' Stock Lad '. I wasted over…

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5.477 CTP

@slobberchops 78

12 days ago

Urban Exploration

Tales of the Urban Explorer: Mr Stein's Place “ Is that worth a stop? ”, I said to @anidiotexplores. We were now in deepest Wales, a country slightly hostile to the English race so had to tread warily. An old house that…

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31.330 CTP

@slobberchops 78

13 days ago

Urban Exploration

Fails of the Urban Explorer: Ridge Lea Hospital " What's that bloody security car doing there? ", I motioned to @bingbabe with some distaste. We had been visiting the English Lake District, a national park but on the…

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23.009 CTP

@slobberchops 78

15 days ago

Urban Exploration

Tales of the Urban Explorer: The Women's Land Army Hostel After being summarily told to " fuck off or I will call the police ", by a spotted-nosed skinny-faced male ' Karen ' while gazing dreamily at a row of broken-down terraced…

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2.610 CTP

@slobberchops 78

19 days ago

Rising Star Game

Rising Star Strategies: The Importance of Instrument Specialisation When opening a 12-pack of Rising Star cards I always groan when the first card (the rare slot) is an instrument. It’s not that they are unimportant, but I am always looking for…

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4.492 CTP

@slobberchops 78

21 days ago

Urban Exploration

Tales of the Urban Explorer: High Elms Mental Hospital What’s better than walking out of one mansion and straight into another? A spectacular orgasm would be one thing or the initial rush of coming up on some dubious substance…

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6.190 CTP