Brock McCann - The baddest COWBOY PUNK on the blockchain. Read my journey...

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Howdy everyone, My names Brock McCann but my friends call me "the cowboy" cause I like eating horse meat, drinking whisky and shooting tins of beans with my gun. I have been going from blockchain to blockchain trying to find the blockchain I see in my dreams, somewhere to rest my heavy head, build a family and grow into an old cowboy PUNK. I have been bum outta luck and every blockchain I wander onto doesn't have that vibe to it. Ya, dig what im saying? So, now im on HIVE.

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I came here from ETH the blockchain. How? I was magically generated and was reborn onto HIVE only a few days back by this spinvest guy that thinks he owns me now. Anyways, it's more of a dimensional change than a rebirth because I still have all my old memories, all my pain, regret and remorse for the tragic things I've had to do to survive. I had to do stuff with my mouth 😮. I also had some crazy good times and I have many stories to tell and share with you guys and the other PUNKS. Like this one time, me and Bill Cos.., never mind that, I dont wanna get sidetracked. So, here I am now on this HIVE blockchain, I got myself a brand-new PUNK body and clean cowboy hat so im happy. These are the stats I've been assigned, not too bad. Legally im a Museum Technician, but that's just cover so I can keep doing cowboy stuff like playing poker, looking for gold and killing Indians. Not to be confused with people from India, that guy Columbus was confused when he landed here. Yes, I am from the United States, do cowboys exist anywhere else?

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On ETH the fees were too expensive and I just about got out of there with a few pennies to my name. It was hard to make an honest living so i had to make a dirty one instead. All im saying is these ETH people got money and if you can let your integrity go, you can make some money. I resided there for a few years and PUNKS are welcome on ETH but ETH people are too snobby for my liking. They looked down on the cowboy for eating their horses on race day but I am what I am and I like eating horse meat gosh darn it. Grilled, boiled, fried, baked, steamed, I like it all just fine, I'll even from time to time make myself some horse jerky. I do love eating horse meat. I ain't see one of those ETH guys even try some horse meat, they just disregarded the idea and laughed at me. Anyways, im glad to off it, good riddance.

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Before ETH, I was on the TRX blockchain but I only lasted a few months as everyone was trying to steal my money. Around every corner I turned, I was offered snakes oil and I musta seen 20-30 people running with rugs towards the chain bridges being chased by other people, investors i guess. Plenty of horse for eating which was cool and the people on TRX never really cared about that, they just let me be me. A few even offered to supply me with fresh horse meat and all I had to do was connect my wallet to their store. One guy said he'd double the best deal so I went with him. Turns out this guy stole all my funds, blocked me outta my wallet and I never even got so much as a horse burger as compensation. Anyways I never lasted long on TRX, it was a dirty place even for me.

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Before that, I dont remember. My life seems like it was a dream but I dont know where or when so my lives work is trying to find my way back to that place. Is it here on HIVE, I dont know. I see other PUNK and PUNKets on here, apparently im a part of a collection of 10,000. I also see that this is 71 more cowboys, mostly millennial waster cowboy wannabe's. Back in the old days, we'd shout "Yee Haw" but these millennial PUNK cowboys are shouting out "Yeeeet Haw" and thinking they the shit and taking over. Dont worry about it, I'll put these little pickers right. I seen this PUNK ass the other day walking down the street looking like a flamingo shooting off his water pistols filled with orange juice and im thinking WTF is this place. I was gonna slap him right there but then I saw he was....hmm, someone a white guy should not be seen slapping in public.

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So that is my brief introduction as a PUNK to HIVE. Brock "the cowboy" McCann, The ALPHA cowboy unless another cowboy wants to draw off and challenge me and my authority. I'll be back to share some past adventures and you can follow me on my journey as I learn more and try to get my freedom from this spinvest guy that has my ass on lockdown. I understand there is a password between me and my freedom.

If you are PUNK just like me, share your PUNK ass face below so I can get a look at ya. If you're a cowboy PUNK, this blockchain ain't big enough for all of us so you're either with me are again me. Go home, eat a good meal, spend time with your lady and prepare to show down on sun up. I'll be waiting down by the Micky Dee's on Splinterlands Avenue in DCity for your PUNK ass. Sun up partner

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If you see me floating about the blokchain, give me Yeee Haw Brock! and I'll give you one in return partner. After that, we are brothers. I dont yee-haw PUNKets in public if you know what im saying 😉

Peace out!!

Yeeet-Haw!!

Damnit, I forgot im a millennial. F my generation.



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Wow, you have set the bar really high for any other Hivepunk coming out :)

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This is chaotic but I love it haha

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How happy I am to be inside SPI. I think you got the punks right.

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Yeee Haw Brock! Good to have you here. There is one essential lesson here that I will tell you as a welcome. The main difference between the (block)chains that enslaved you before, and HIVE is…. We have free !BEER around! That might help to relaxe if you learn about downvoting, circlejerking and Hivewatcher. Stay authentic and keep in stacking!

P.S. your owner is a fine man, you could have been less lucky

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I am enjoying reading these stories, I need to return to Marky's post and read some more.

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