The Adventures of Ageese - Sanctuary

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The Adventures of Ageese - Sanctuary


4 am Caracas in Venezuela


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"Oh blooming heck, I am so bored. What is the point of keeping humans as servants if they are asleep when I am wanting to play and be worshipped" thought Agesse

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"Mother thinks that when she is awake she can spend her time knitting! Ha! Well I will show her! When she is awake she will play with me Ageese, the head of the house!" thought Ageese to himself.

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Ageese in knitting destruction mode

"I miss Uncle Ed, he always plays with his animals, he does it right. I wonder what he is doing now. Oh wait a minute, what time is it in Scotland." Ageese thought.

Ageese stopped destroying the knitting and jumped up onto the couch. He had remembered that when the humans got bored they used the Samsung to make things come to life.

The portal would open on the screen and it would come to life.

"Yes, Yes" Ageese purred to himself. "I will use it to talk to Uncle Ed, he will know what to do! Now then, which button do I push."

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Ageese thinking which button he needs to push on the Samsung


9 am Beveridge Park in Scotland


The sun was shining and Eddie Wildlife was up at the park feeding the swans and ducks. Eddie Wildlife was a man of mystery, a man of a hundred names but he always made sure to keep the park animals fed and happy.

When it came to the ducks Eddie Wildlife (Eddie W or Eddie for short) was more like an agony Uncle to them. You have never seen drama like the drama with ducks. Their love life was something else, and Eddie W put it down to the "corkscrew". "It was all about the corkscrew." he muttered to Molly the female Mallard who was currently on Samsung duty.

"Hey Eddie!" quacked Molly the female Mallard duck.

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Molly letting Eddie W know that someone was on the Samsung

"Hey Molly!" quacked Eddie W. The art of the quack had taken Eddie W years to master, and there were few people alive that could quack as well as Eddie W.

"There is someone trying to make contact on the Samsung Eddie" quacked Molly.

"Who is it?" quacked Eddie W back to Molly.

"I don't quacking know" said Molly "I'm not quacking psychic!"

"okay okay, keep your feathers on Molly!" quacked a laughing Eddie W.

Eddie W leant over and picked up the Samsung. He loved the power of the universal Remote. To the ordinary human the remote was used to operate Samsung devices such as a television.

To Eddie W though, it was a way to connect to anyone in The universe, even if they are in a remote location, it really was a marvel and a joy to use.

"Let's see who is on the Samsung!" quacked Eddie W to no particular duck.

A faint purring could be heard coming from the Samsung.

"Ageese is that you?" purred Eddie W into the Samsung.

"Yes Uncle Ed, it is me Ageese" purred a happy wee Ageese.

"That is fantaastic, is everything okay over there Ageese, shouldn't you be sleeping?" purred Eddie W.

Ageese was the nephew of Eddie Wildlife and he was still in Rascal school. When he successfully graduates he will become a full member of The Charming Rascals.
The Charming Rascals are a select secret organisation founded by Eddie W that spread charm and rascalness all over the world and beyond.

Ageese was very proud of his Uncle and could not wait to be a Charming Rascal just like him!

"Yes I am good Uncle Ed, but I couldn't sleep and everyone here is asleep, so I was just amusing myself, and then I thought I would talk to you" purred Ageese.

"That is great then, I love the peace and quiet when everyone is asleep Ageese, that is when we are best able to spread our charm and rascalness." purred Eddie.

"Hey guys, come and say hello to Ageese in Venezuela" quacked Eddie to the all the ducks.

"Hey Ageese in Venezuela" quacked the ducks in unison.

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The ducks quacking Hello to Ageese

"What is all that noise Uncle Ed? Is that a bird? I like to try to catch birds!" purred an excited Ageese.

"These are ducks Ageese, and they are big ducks with even bigger bird friends the swans and trust me Ageese these ducks will cause you trouble if you try to mess with them" purred a laughing Eddie W.

"okay Uncle say hello to the ducks for me then" purred Ageese.

"Ageese says hello everyone!" quacked Eddie

"Did someone call me" honked George the Goose!

"No you silly goose!" quacked all the ducks

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"It's Ageese not A goose" honked Eddie while doubled over in hysterics!

"Oh well say hello to Ageese from A goose then" honked a happy George the Goose.

"Hey Uncle, I need to go, I think I can hear someone getting up, so you know that means I have to pretend to be good and be asleep!" purred a happy Ageese.

"Okay Ageese, catch you later, say good bye to Ageese everyone" purred then quacked then honked Eddie W

"Bye Ageese" quacked the duckss

"Good bye A geese from A goose" honked George the goose.

Eddie W put the Samsung back on the ground, and got ready to feed the swans.


4.42 am Caracas in Venezuela


"Wow, Uncle really has the best sanctuary" purred Ageese to himself. "I wan't to find my sanctuary when I grow up and become a Charming Rascal just like my uncle Ed"

And with that Ageese flopped onto the sofa and pretended to be asleep, whilst footsteps can be heard getting closer.

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"NO!!! AGEESE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" shrieked a horrified @coquicoin upon seeing what Ageese had done to her knitting!


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Thank you for reading The Adventures of Ageese - Sanctuary. Do look out for more faction adventures of Ageese and Eddie Wildlife coming via a Universal Remote near you soon!


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All images and ramblings are from me, the mad Scotsman @TengoLoTodo unless otherwise stated. Please note the images with Ageese the cat are provided by @coquicoin with full permission to use in this article

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Okay, Ed, everyone is in hysterics now. Perfectly done, very imaginative and all, you rascal!

"Wow, Uncle really has the best sanctuary" purred Ageese to himself. "I wan't to find my sanctuary when I grow up and become a Charming Rascal just like my uncle Ed"

Guess that’s something cats aim for in Scotland and in Venezuela.
Pretty funny, too ❤️🤗💕💕🤗🤗❤️❤️🤗🤗💕🤗🤗❤️❤️

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hehe it has been a while since I have written Susan and I just had to do this. The hardest bit was making sure the ducks didn't drop/push the remote into the water🤣🤣🤣
A great prompt and I am away to read the other entries now.

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What an amazing writeup, this is so beautiful partner, I love Ageese, he's sure a charming cat, I'm sure he will soon be a really charming Rascal, hehehe, uncle Ed must be really proud of him.

The ducks did a really good job drawing uncle Ed's attention to the remote, Ageese must have really mixed his uncle Ed so much.

It's very obvious uncle Ed is the animal person that's why Ageese wanted him to always be around, at least that way he gets to easily learn from his uncle Ed and also feel at ease as well.

I enjoyed every bit of my read, it was just so creative and fascinating, all the best for the challenge partner, I'm so rooting for you, hehehe.

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Ageese really is a wee charming rascal partner.
It was a fun story to write.
When I saw that @coquicoin had the exact same remote control as I have, then the story was born, the hardest part was taking the remote control to the park and hoping that none of the birds would drop it into the water🤣🤣🤣

The rest was easy, as the animals did all the hard work, I just wrote a few words:)

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Yes he is 🤩🤩.

Hmm, that's really nice.

Yeah, I was even surprised how you thought of taking a remote to the park, that was really so brave of you and moreover, what's the worst that can happen, lol.

The animals did really well partner, now I know why the love you this much, hehehe.

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It is my sanctuary partner, animals live in the now, just like I like to do. You can't but help not to be happy around them. They recognise me as I feed them, which is always a great feeling!
I had my eye out to make sure the seagulls would not get close, because they could have taken the remote control haha

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Yes they live in the now. I've been around some few animals and indeed they make me happy except the fact that I'm kind of scared they will bite 😬🙈.

They recognizing only means you are now their best friend and uncle, hehehe.

You had better partner, the seagulls won't mind even trying to feed on it because they are always expecting you to feed them, lol.

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Aww most os them won't bite unless hungry or threatened partner

The seagulls oh I never feed them, there are too many and they are pests and bully the other birds!

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I know but I'm not just comfortable around them being close to me.

Oh right, bullies they are to the other birds, it must be really hard for the other birds when you are not around, seeing that they are many.

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Yes that is why I shoo them away when I can, they take the other birds eggs too :(

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That's so kind of you partner.

Oh no, that's really bad, those seagulls need some spanking, lol.

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Hahaha yes they do need lots of spankings 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I'll make sure to give them when I visit 😂😂.

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Ah good I will remind you partner 😜

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The remote control turned out to be a crack for the story! hehe By the way I forgot to tell you that today he fell asleep on it and Rodrigo couldn't find it. 🤣🤣

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oh god that is sooooo funny!
The story comes to life:)

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Very creative and lot of fun 🤣🤣🤣

I so didn't expect that this post will be so CATmazing.
I want to read more posts about Ageese. 😸🐱😸😂

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jeje when I write , I like to write faction, what I call a mix of facts and fiction, but yes there will be more adventures of Ageese coming😜
Thanks for your comment, when I see comments like yours it does encourage me to write more!
jeje CATmazing what a great term:)

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Haha!!! My gosh LOL.

I can't believe the stories you're able to make up, Super Ed 😂😂

When she is awake she will play with me Ageese, the head of the house!"

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Eddie Wildlife was a man of mystery, a man of a hundred names

The perfect duo, haha the head of the house and the man of the hundred names 😂😂 who call himself a mystery man 🤣🤣 I need to ask Mrs. T some questions 🤣🤣

And to be in the School of Rascals. I must say your nephew is a student with honors

The Charming Rascals are a select secret organisation founded by Eddie W that spread charm and rascalness all over the world and beyond.

😂😂😂 spread rascalness

In that picture, your nephew has the face he makes when someone tells him off! 🤣🤣

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hehe that was fun to write, and I even took the remote control to the park to take pictures jaja the things I do!

A student with honours jaja I am sure he will be top of the class when he graduates.

Mrs T saw the story and was wtf were you doing with the remote control at the park, was that our one🤣🤣🤣
So I was spreading the rascalness at the park!

Yes I remember that you said he is told off and makes that face, I thought they were the perfect pictures and I got the ducks and goose to finish the job for me:)

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Can you imagine if one of those ducks or a seagull had taken your remote control?

The story was perfect, and the photos were perfect to go with it.

Mrs. T must think you're getting crazier if that's possible 😂😂 I wonder if anyone saw you in the park taking pictures of a remote control and the ducks 🤣🤣

The goose character was brilliant too

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Trust me it was the big gulls I was worried about, they swoop in and grab things.

Well she thinks I can't get any crazier🤣🤣🤣

I went to the quietest area of the pond so as not to be disturbed although I was keeping an eye out for people gulls and dogs, hehe as I put the food close to the remote to get a Molly to come close, but I loved the way they were quacking.

It was a fun first adventure for Ageese and Eddie W!

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Well she thinks I can't get any crazier🤣🤣🤣

Maybe you can still surprise her 😂😂🤣🤣

Ageese and Eddie W's adventure turned out just great. I look forward to the next chapter 😆😆😄😹😹

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Oh I routinely surprise her and to quote "nothing surprises me anymore" that was a few years ago 🤣🤣🤣

Yes that will be a hard chapter to follow!

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Oh I routinely surprise her

I can imagine her face when she saw your remote control in the picture at the park when she was reading the post 🤣

The next chapter should be at the beach 🤣🤣

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Yes she was you are nuts 🤣🤣🤣
The beach now I have to think 😎😎😎

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"It's Ageese not A goose"

😂😂😂 I laughed so hard in this part. I'm guessing this was the post were the 2 hour laughing was going on. This was fun to read. The pictures were amazing. I'm sure ageese will become a charming rascal one day.

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hehe yes this was the cause of laughter and just went on and on elsewhere too!
The Ageese and a goose :) Glad you like it, gotta have some fun when I write stories.

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Nice one Tito Ed! Ageese seems to have inspired you for this write-up :) And the remote control though, lol!

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hehe yes I had to do an Ageese story and this one seemed perfect, it was fun playing with the remote control at the park CJ 🤣

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It's a great story, Tito Ed. And the remote control made me LOL haha. "Wait, did he bring the RC at the park?" then I remembered it's just a walking distance from your place so no biggie haha!

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jaja no biggie, yes I just pop it in my bag, the biggie was to keep my eye open so no birds or seagulls take it and drop in the water!
Good morning CJ and enjoy your Saturday!

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Oh that would not be fun if a seagull took it and dropped it in the water :D

Thank you Tito Ed. Happy mornight to you :)

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no it would have been a nightmare CJ!
Happy sunday:)

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Awesome news, thanks so much and enjoy your weekend😃

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I had to take a quick look at the remote beside me. That was one sweet read. I hope Ageese grows up to become just like her uncle. He does have a sanctuary and being with those ducks alone is the drama itself. Well done.

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hehe you look at your remote, that was brilliant. Thank you for that, it is great when people actually read a post and make real comments:) I think Ageese will be a little star when grown up!
Thank you, I love being in nature and those ducks they get me quacking🤣

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Yeah. Ageese is going to be a star.
I love awesome posts like yours. Absolutely worth the time. The post reminds me of rhymes my little sister used to sing. ‘Five little ducks.

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aww thank you so much:)
Five little ducks jeje I had photos for that, I wonder how the rhyme goes!

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It goes like;

Five little ducks went swimming one day
Over the hills and far away
The mother duck said, "Quack, quack, quack, quack"
And only four little ducks came back…

The rhyme goes on until not a single duck came back. Then again, all the ducks came back. Lol funny I know.

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Hahahaha what an amazing point of view of Ageese, that cutie. He really looks like my Panda Panda huehue, now I miss him because of Ageese 🥺.

I laugh though with the way you wrote thjs haha. I feel like I am watching a disney movie and Ageese is the main lead haha. Really funny and cute.😂

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Aww Ruffa thank you for this:)
You are right though Agesse is the main lead and he has more movies to come🤣🤣🤣
Your Panda Panda huehue sounds like a gorgeous cutie too, I am sorry Ageese and I made you miss him:(

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Hahaha looking forward to that 😂 it's me fun for sure. Hope you won't need a take 2 or 3 or even 10 while filming him 🤪😂

Here's my Panda 🥺

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Is it just me or this story took a different turn?

I mean, I did not see Agessee get his mission accomplished. You know him going round destroying things so he can have someone to play with 🤔

Well, I guess I am sounding like a pain in the ass right now.... Lol.

It's great Uncle Ed, has his sanctuary, and Agessee is hoping to have one of that too.... I sincerely hope he does.... Else, we will get too many rascal sandals around town 😆😆

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hehehe Ageese got interrupted because his mother coquicoin woke up 🤣🤣 so he had to pretend he was sleeping hence his mission got aborted 🤣

You are never a pain in the arse Iska🤣

Yes I have my sanctuary and Ageese will too, us rascals have to stick together you know:)
Thanks for popping and enjoy your weekend Iska:)

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is sooooooo funny and not crazy at all. I love it

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😂 Nice one Ed!! Some great photos and props there too!

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🤣🤣🤣 this was hilarious! Tell Ageese that it's easy to wake humans - just pounce on their stomach and head a few times!

!PIZZA !ALIVE !LOL

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hehe thank you wrestling, it was a fun one to write!

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This is awesome! Can't wait for another installment. Thanks, @tengolotodo and @coquicoin

Annabelle 😊

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Oh you are sovery welcome Annabelle , now we need to see what Ageese has done that @coquicoin has on camera!

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Hehe, well Ageese has been rather quiet these last two days since yesterday he had a vaccination, and he is a little bit down. But he has a new hobby, playing catch with the broom when I am sweeping, jeje :)

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Aww the poor wee thing, now catch with a broom sounds a witch story Super Eli, when are the pictures...

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I need to make a video, I think, hehe. He walks on two paws trying to catch the broom jaja

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Jaja yes you should, now I have to think

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Let's see how I manage to record it on the spot, hehe.
Happy Thursday, Super Ed

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good then I can mold a story
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Super Eli

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hello hello Super Ed I hope you had a fine day :)

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You are welcome 😻 But don't thank me but Ageese whose real name is Grogu, hehe

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hahaha, this was brilliantly entertaining, Ed. You, my friend, are hilarious!!! I loved it! If Ms. Eli didn't know that she had a cheeky rascal in the making... well, I guess she does now !LOLZ and that remote control at the park🤣... those ducks must have been thinking you were a right quack-up😂😂😂

"Okay Ageese, catch you later, say good bye to Ageese everyone" purred then quacked then honked Eddie W

Purring, quacking, and honking? I feel quite intimidated - your talent is simply overwhelming 😂😂😂
!LUV !ALIVE !PIZZA

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hehe Sam thank you so much.
It was fun to write and I am working on the next adventure from Ageese one @coquicoin gets a picture;)
It is fun to write things that are not the norm;)
Have a wonderful weekend
!ALIVE

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You too, Ed! It was truly a wonderful write - a very enjoyable read!

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Thanks Sam and I hope you like the other two parts as well.

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Hi, Super Ed!!! Speaking of your nephew. He is now bent on getting into the fridge. This morning I almost stepped with the door on his little white speck at the end of his tail.
And as soon as you open the fridge, he comes running out to cuddle. 😹😹

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jeje Super Eli as long as nobody shuts him in the fridge;)
It will be the meowing fridge, oh that is another adventure of Ageese 😃

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You have a story there for sure. And with the broom that drives him crazier every day. Sometimes he lies down in the dust I'm sweeping, haha.

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jaja I can imagine him laying down in the dust jaja he is a rascal!

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He is a complete rascal and he will never let you down in that regard 😂.

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watch out
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Haha!!! that can happen here because Ageese gets behind the TV 😂😂😂😂 and loves to lie down in front of it where the optical reader is and Carlos and Rodrigo complain when they can't use the remote control 🤣. It's a good thing Carlos doesn't do sit-ups next to the TV furniture 😂😂😂

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yes it is a common thing with cats, and yes a good thing that nobody is near the TV furniture doing exercises!
jeje oh Ageese makes me laugh, because I can imagine everything that you say!

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Ageese is sitting here on my lap, purring and looking at the laptop while I write, hehe

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jeje Ageese is saying, is this my latest adventure mommy;)

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Jaja I think it sounds more like he's wondering what crazy stuff my uncle Super Ed is making up now. 😂

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