RE: The Weekender Prompt: This weekend my phone fell in the toilet and I...

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A city slicker goes to a country fair once and has to use the shitter but the only one is a two seater outhouse. There's an old farmer in there but the guy has to go bad so he turns to sit down and two quarters roll out of his pocket and into the cavern below. He looks in, takes $20 out of his wallet and throws it in with the quarters.

He notices the farmer staring at him and says "What? You don't think I'm going in there for fifty cents, do you?

I still can't imagine using my phone to pay for things. Like anything. The kids do it all the time but it scares the shit out of my old ass. I do use the debit card a lot though. I also keep an emergency 20 in my wallet and my phone case.



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The old ways are the best ways. The emergency back up would be used for pints here.

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