20 Reasons Why Affiliate Marketing Can Get You Fired

1. Your boss finds out you make more money than he does.
2. Your boss sees your photo on the cover of Entrepreneur magazine.
3. You are caught doing keyword research instead of working.
4. You are late for work because you spent all night writing content.
5. Your Instagram post went viral, and your boss saw it.
6. You ask for a four-week vacation to go to Bali.
7. Your boss overhears your telephone conversation with another affiliate marketer.
8. You fell asleep at your desk because you were up all night writing content.
9. Your boss found a photocopy of your commission check.
10. Your boss found your affiliate marketing website and read your About Me page.
11. Prospective members kept calling you at work.
12. Your boss overhears you talking to coworkers about your side hustle.
13. A jealous coworker rats you out to the boss.
14. You are caught surfing the internet looking for content ideas.
15. You flew first class on a business trip while the boss sat in economy class.
16. You are caught putting more effort into your side hustle than your job.
17. The boss hears office gossip about your successful affiliate marketing business.
18. You come back to work from lunch drunk after celebrating a $1,000 sales day.
19. Your were spending way too much time in the restroom because you were asleep in a stall.
20. You called in sick to attend an affiliate marketing conference in Las Vegas.

Please add your favorite reasons.