Original Crypto Puns

I'm glad I sold at the memecoin frenzy peak, I doged a bullet.

Q. Why couldn't the driver complete his transaction?
A. He ran out of gas.

Q. How did the botanist access Metamask?
A. He sowed his seed phrase.

Who called it a pre-nuptial agreement and not a smart contract?

Q. Why does the equestrian have a good portfolio?
A. He invests only in stablecoins.

Q. What is the perfect first date for a crypto-digger?
A. A candle-lit dinner.

I can't bear to miss an airdrop, I'm always looking fomo upcoming news.

Matadors are so contrary, they go bullish when seeing red.

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