"'Worst Answer" POB Competition (#004) Back and better then ever! - I want your Worst movie ideas

I have decided to run a fourth "Worst Answer" contest. Now in the last one I went way to meta and complex and while people liked the idea of it we had very little answers. So I have decided to put my pride on the line again and see if we can't try one more time!

Some wise people helped me to workshop it, @morenow and @nevies and @johnhtims.life , and basically it boiled down to it needs to be something anyone can jump in a answer, something everyone automatically knows the worst way and it pops into your head.

So the questions is..

"What is your worst movie idea?" I would love to see a title too but not needed

Remember we want the worst ideas so please dig deep (or shallow?)!

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Ok so the prize will be!

1st 10 POB
2nd 5 POB
3rd 1 POB

Given the recent price spikes that is 900 HIVE ( disclaimer it is more like 20 HIVE)

We will close in 7 days and need at least 3 answers :p


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Oh, this is good. I am going to !LUV reading other people's entries, but let me give it a shot...

Little did they know that their new home-- their dream home-- would be possessed by such a strange and powerful force. But the Smith family quickly started to get the feeling that their sprawling mid-century farmhouse was CLEANING ITSELF! The kids would scatter their toys throughout the living room before being called for lunch, and then it would be spotless when they returned. Mrs. Smith loved to cook and would often dirty every dish in the kitchen when everyone was home, it seemed... but never was there a pot or dish to clean afterwards. After an emotional family meeting and a failed exorcism, the Smiths decide to accept their supernatural nanny as a mostly helpful haunting. They will consider selling if it becomes too obnoxious.

My tentative title for this guaranteed BLOCKBUSTER?

DEMON HOMEMAKER: THE (CLEAN) DIRECTOR'S CUT

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Love it! I was working out where it was going a there it was! Love the clean director cut.

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Thanks a lot! I scratched my head for a while, but I'm usually good for a smart-ass storyline. Glad you like it. Cheers! :)

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Hahahah worst movie, well I saw a few of those in this past year of Covid! But I have to go with:
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I am a fan of Jen but this was not even a “mum is relaxingonthecouchdontdiaturbPlease” movie
But I did get to comment on your brain contest with it so when I win it it will be an ok movie after that hahahah

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Bingo - the movie!

Go to your local Bingo game and make a huge documentary about it, scout for potential favorites, analyze past data, during the event do some build up for the climax by comparing different frontrunners and calculating their odds, winners interview and done.

If done well I think this could be a really good bad movie.

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Thank you for the mention. Hahaha, I love the comments so far, hopefully others will participate and leave their funny bad movies.

Death Stare
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At the beginning it will say "Based on a true story".
This movie is about a very dangerous sport where participants must stare into each other's eyes without touching and try to hurt each other as much as possible, sometimes to death. In the movie we will see how the participants train and have very well defined bodies, bodies of mixed martial arts fighters. The main character wants to become the world champion but he always gets knocked out after a few minutes because he is very shy and can't stand to be stared at for more than 3 minutes. The fights are very long with several rounds and most of the minutes are just narrating how these two people with semi-perfect bodies stare at each other without touching and trying to kill each other with their looks.
It is a trilogy and each movie lasts 2:40mins.

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I watched First Blood the other day, does one that already exist count?!?

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Drying Of The Paint

A movie that is one shot of a white wall that has just been painted and you are watching the paint dry


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iæm so sorry i saw this contest too late. even still i couldn't avoid answering. great contest theme.
movie title: Old Dog New Tricks

so this group of obese rich folks of different ages gets stranded on an island- not tropical, no nice beach or anything special. the viewer never gets to know how they got there. the people are really spoiled and lazy and know nothing about survival. one friendly but ailing, past it's prime golden retriever is with the group. unlike the people it spends most of it's time searching for something to eat and manages to find enough to survive. the owner of the dog notices this and tries to teach the dog to catch fish for both the dog and herself. but the dog doesn't like to go in the waves. after many failed attempts with all sorts of methods eventually she convinces the dog to swim in the sea. but there is no way it can catch any fish. meanwhile the mood of the group is in constant decay. tension continually builds between them. nobody makes any serious effort to find food or build shelter or anything. instead they all expect the others to do everything and are quick to blame and complain. the movie ends when the dog manages to find a half rotten dead fish on the shore and brings it to the starving folks. they all start fighting and even trying to kill each other but nobody really knows how to fight and they have no energy so they all give up and just bitch and moan about their different injuries.

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