Fuck! It's Time to Say Goodbye.. (short dirty story)

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Hey people, this is a story contest where @fireguardian starts a story and you complete it. The quoted part below is his beginning, the rest is my dirty twist.

I promise it's going to be so much fun!!!

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Hello... I didn't want to do this, it's really hard for me to write these words, but sometimes we have to do what's best for ourselves. I really enjoyed all the time I spent here, all the good friends I made, all the awesome posts I read, but life has a funny way to show us what our priorities must be, and right I can't be here as much as I want. When I found out about this place, it was like a fire that ignited in my heart, I was thinking all the time about what to post, who to comment, where to look for inspiration. Yes, it was a blast to be here with all of you, but now, I have to say goodbye. What I most loved about this experience was...

the freedom, the wildness, the threesomes and orgies we were able to hook up in real life. I'd never forget it was all like a dream in the beginning. I remain forever grateful to Diane, Michelle, Tina and all the other damsels that have had me shaking all over as I jizzed. But family, hard as it is, I still have to break the news to you all. I am leaving Proof Of Brain for good. It is for reasons quite personal to me, so please I'd like the last favour you all do me to be desisting from asking why. It is hard enough as it is. I love you all as a family. Thank you.


The above was the speech written by Fernando Ferraccini, grandson of Fabio Ferraccini (@fireguardian). He had prepared it for the Proofofbrainfest holding in Nigeria, he was going to be given the Proof Of Brain Personality of the year award and so he wanted to use the opportunity to announce that he was leaving Proof Of Brain for good. His reason? HIV/AIDs.

You see, this was the year 2150, things had changed on Proof Of Brain, the community was now a Community for sex and hookups, like a dating site or something, just that it was not about dating but just straight to the point sex hookups, one night stands, threesomes and orgies. It was the very name 'Proof of Brain' that doomed it from the start and turned it into this. You see, even back in 2021 when the Community was created, the word 'brain' was already used interchangeably in pop culture with the word 'head'. And we all know what 'head' is, its a blowjob. The same way when people want a blowjob they say 'give me some head', people also say 'give me some brain'.

One day someone had joked around and said that since brain is another word for a blowjob, then the proofofbrain Community is supposed to be a Community about blowjobs and proving you can give/receive them. The joke was widely received, people laughed at it and the joke stuck! Everyone started talking more about it, someone made his own POB post where he proved he was getting 'brain', a girl later posted hers where she showed she could give brain, the guy who posted and the girl who posted then met up and proved it to each other. From then on it became a thing, the POB Community metamorphosed into a hookup Community.

Fernando Ferraccini was a hero in this Community, he was the moderator of the discord server, and always introduced himself as the 'admin of this madhouse'. He carried out and facilitated a lot of hookups all around the world. He thoroughly enjoyed himself, but right now he was quitting because he watched a dirty documentary that got him scared about HIV/AIDS, he felt like if he continued this lifestyle he might catch the disease and suffer all the consequences; so this night in which he was going to be receiving the POB Personality of the Year, he was going to announce his leaving the community and that's why he wrote that speech in the beginning.

But then, there was a problem, the next year Fernando is going to meet a tranny related to @frot, this tranny is going to inspire Fernando to become president of Brazil and as president of Brazil a great destiny awaited Fernando - he was going to stop a World War. But if he leaves POB this night he would not get to meet the tranny and thus would not fulfil this great destiny. What then was to be done to stop him from leaving POB?

The universe sent two messengers to go and help convince Fernando not to leave POB. The two messengers were the late @nevies and Fernando's grandfather Fabio Ferraccini (@fireguardian). When these two came back to earth in 2150 for this mission they were so happy to be back in the world after being dead for so long. They were so excited that they forgot about their mission and spent all the time at strip clubs and bars having the time of their second lives!

They continued like that until the night Fernando was going to give his speech. The two messengers checked their calendars and found out they were late and shouted there at the strip club. They ran out immediately, trying to find Fernando to carry out their mission, but alas! They were too late. When they got to the venue for the POBfest, Fernando was called to come up on stage, and Fernando went with his little written speech in hand.

Nevies and Fireguardian were almost in tears, they had failed in their mission, what are they going to tell the powers of the universe? They were a disappointment! Fernando collected his award and was about to give his speech. He took his time because it was a sad speech, he looked at the faces of the audience for long, these people were his family, and now he was leaving them.

At this point, Nevies came up with an idea, Nevies took a Newspaper and with the magic powers of a second life given to him by the universe, Nevies wrote his own headlines on the newspaper and went quickly to the front seat. As Fernando looked at the faces of the audience he looked at Nevies too, and saw the newspaper. The headline on the news paper threw Fernando off balance, Fernando folded his speech and put it into his pocket. Then Fernando told the POB Community that he loves them and would never leave them.

'Long live POB' he screamed.

They all cheered and he walked back to his seat amidst a standing ovation and hugs and kisses.

Nevies heaved a sigh of relief and then went back to a shocked Fireguardian.

'How did you achieve that, Nevies?' Fireguardian asked

'I made my own headlines on this newspaper and made sure Fernando saw it.'

'But what could you have written on it?'

Nevies shows it to him. The headlines Nevies wrote was:

Cure for HIV/AIDS Have Been Found and has Begun Distribution this Morning!

Fireguardian laughed his ass out, Nevies joined in the laughter and they both headed for the strip club to spend the last moments of this new life. Mission Accomplished!

Fernando found out the next day that it was fake news but couldn't leave POB until the next POBfest which was the next year. So he stayed till the next fest. Before leaving he met the tranny who was @frot's descendant and the tranny spurred Fernando on, Fernando became Brazil's president and fulfilled his destiny.

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This may well be a work of genius.

Apart from the tranny bit, that is offensive...

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Hahahaha. Thank you.
As for the tranny bit, what is offensive about it? I'm starting to think you are simply not happy about the tranny being a hero and a force for good in the story, you seem to have wanted the tranny to be a villain so that we can join you in hurting the tranny Community. Confess @frot


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Yes that is my evil plan!

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You forgot your evil 'muahahahahah' laughter. Come on, man, are you an amateur in this game of evil?

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Cool story dude.

I was in the thought that this was a real story until I realised @frot was in it too, then I knew it was just fiction.

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I am more than a fictional being, I am deep band meaningful...

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... Fernando Ferraccini, grandson of Fabio Ferraccini...

Huh? 😄

What a story! You do know how to spin a tale, @nevies! Well done. I hope POB does not turn out to be a ...a dating site or something,

Too bad I didn't see this contest on time.

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Hehehehe. Thanks for dropping by and the compliment. You know Fabio Ferraccini (@fireguardian), right?

About it turning into a dating site, I won't like it to be just one thing 'a dating site', it should be that and more, it's potential is so great😃


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Lol, yes I know fireguardian. Is that his name? Thought it was a fictitious name... 🙂

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