LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

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Week 2 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Last week's Challenge was a success and we added several jokes to our database and gave out a bunch of LOLZ. But to really get the Jokes flowing we have simplified the tasks and increased the rewards.

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.



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Here's my joke :)
"once Chuck Norris went out on a bicycle and unwittingly won the tour de France."

@bencwarmer

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!LOLZ We love Chuck Norris jokes. Thanks, we will add it to our database and drop you 5 extra LOLZ!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)

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Here's my joke, although I'm afraid I heard it somewhere: Comic Sans and Times New Roman walk into a pub.
“Go out of my pub!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”

!LOLZ

@stefano.massari

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Perfect, we will add it to our database and drop you 5 extra !LOLZ

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I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

@bencwarmer

!LOL

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Now that is exactly what we are looking for! !LOL Thanks for your contribution, we will be dropping you an extra 5 LOLZ.

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why is blood red? Because it's cherry juice
!LOL

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!LOLZ .. that is a little too non-PG for our database, but it is funny! Thanks!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

@mecurry, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)

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Here you go
"Three men walk into a bar....
You would think one of them would have seen it"

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That is a keeper! !LOL ... we will drop you an extra 5 LOLZ and include your joke in our database. Thanks!

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"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

Posted Using LeoFinance Beta

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These are just the jokes I filtered through on https://bestlifeonline.com/funny-clean-jokes/ just wanted to make sure to source and credit the right people
Why do some people eat snails?
They must not like fast foods

What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
Go straight for the juggler.
(might not be so pg rated but it made me laugh)

Have you heard the one about the skunk?
Never mind, it really stinks.

How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"

Maybe a good way as you fill the database is to post like 30-50 of the jokes and have people curate it and all post their top 5-10 so you are left with higher quality jokes that will have more impact as the command is used. Great idea btw, I hope this starts to pick up because laugher is a good healthy medicine
!PIZZA

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Thanks for these. We will think about how to credit jokes from other sites, but at this point were planning no just crediting the Hive authors who contribute the joke. So at this point we can't add these to our database. But thanks for the suggestion and the !LOLZ

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Yeah no problem I'm just making sure the jokes get credited to at least where I found them. the san's comment one was also used on that site. In this world of abundance information I think information continues to spread at such a rapid rate that the origins maybe hard to decipher at times. Can't wait to see how this project evolves over time.

Oh also is there a difference between using lol or lolz for clarification purposes.

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No, both do the same thing. Just some are used to LOL so we made it easy for them to remember.

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I read it several times recently, so not sure where it started from:
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"
It's dumb but I like it.

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We like it too and will add it to our database and send you 5 more !LOLZ

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An atom walks into a bar.

He says: I think I just lost an electron here?

Bartender: Are you positive?

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Heard this while watching a kids show with the little one, so definitely SFW.
Question : What do whales like to eat??
Answer : Fish and Ships!!

@hollowknightgod

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Oh, thanks for tagging me boboman. Love this kind of contests and the LOLZ community.

Here it is then.

"Did you know that on average people want three covers on their bed at all times?
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That is just a blanket statement."

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Great! We love it and will add it and drop you 5 !LOLZ

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.

@boboman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

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Here's a joke: BTC is electronic peer to peer cash system.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey, but then I turned myself around.

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That is perfect, and we will add it to our database and send you 5 !LOLZ

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Will you support other languages???

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Maybe in the future, but since most of jokes are play on words jokes, we don't expect they will translate well.

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They should not be translated, they should be Jokes in other languages.

And it would be nice to call it like

!LOL DE

For a Joke in German

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Thanks for the suggestion, we will think about adding additional language support in the future. !LOLZ

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Hey i remember two good ones!
First :To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word
Second:Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They're always taking things literally.

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We like them both, and will add them to our database and send you 10 !LOLZ

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Rich man: whoever can answers my next question, can get 1000 USD.
One man slapped the rich man.
Rich man: why did you hit me?
Man: Because I want get your 1000 USD.
@blumela

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Bit too long for our needs, but we like it! !LOLZ

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Can be shortened as follows :

Answers my next question, can get 100 USD.
I slapped him.
why did hit me?
100 USD.

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You got more than 600 replies.
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It's always mysterious when you ate your best food in the fantasy world and wake you to pay the bills in the real world.
I'm tagging @alovely to participate

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Buy from the dip
It goes 10x below and the sound changes to
Buy from the depths and it dropped again
Buy from the valley, it zeros
Dump!
Dump!
Dump!
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
@youngelder crack your joke here

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How would a man suffer waste pain and hope to twerk in the club?
Inviting @dwixer

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Thanks for the !LOL

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My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

@ddn688, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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Lol
Hahahaha
I can't stop laughing

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Okay boss
Thanks too for stopping by

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A lady did make-up and looks like a cheat NFT.
!LOL 😂😂😂
Inviting @edgerik

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You're kidding when you play with a kid. LOL 😂😂

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Thanks for the !LOL

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Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

@ddn688, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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