ANOTHER FRUSTRATING WEEKEND

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It's another Saturday and we're still not rich. Just this morning my aunt has called to ask if I have some money to give his son who was spending the holidays with me so he can come back home since school resumes on Monday.

I told her that I don't have the money at hand hoping she'd leave me alone. But no, she believes that I can get it later today. Please if you guys know where I can pluck money today, just point me to it.

All these family people won't even ask if you have, they'll just assume all is rosy because they saw you take a few pictures in front of a mall not knowing that you were just waiting for a bus and decided to test if your camera is still working. All they know is to contribute to my frustrations.

Just like my relationship life that has reached the point for me to release single. Perhaps some of you here that are dating could give me a date. That's how I got chatting with this girl last night.

I just wish I could snap the chat for you guys to see, but then I wouldn't be able to filter it so it wouldn't look as bad as it is. If I post it the way it is, you guys would think I merit-a-hama to panel beat me into shape.

And then there's this crypto that I've been mining for years now, so much that I feel like a lost Pi-rate following a sparrow. I know that if it was left to Jack, he would have left us Elon. But to some that's still a musky thought that they wish never comes to pass. That's why it's not been smooth sailing. It's all just frustrating.

It's funny what the lack of money can deprive you of. On a weekend like this that I'm supposed to be chilling and turning my gi-de-on, I'm stuck with football just because I can't foot the bills. I can't even afford a beer to help me bear this burden.

Now my aunt has called again to tell me that she doesn't want to put me under pressure, hence I should wait till tomorrow before sending his son on his way. That way she claimed that I'd be able to do 'what I had originally planned to do for him'. Someone tell this woman that the only plan I had was for his son to just leave so I can have my space back.

Gosh I'm beginning to feel like a ck-ole man with all these happenings around me. To think that the majority of you are probably laughing at this moment while I'm trying to pour my heart out. Well I'm not surprised at all, the neld-son of God was georged, mocked and condemned for saying the truth/his mind as well.

We'll, I've resolved to just call her tomorrow and let her know that it's her son who'll miss school and not me if she fails to send his transport fare. Feeding him for just one month has taught me what my mom passed through feeding two gluttons and two evil spirits.

I know some people might think me a cul-bert deep down I know that I'm the-awesome-one here. And yes I don't need your validation. So if you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh all you want, it's okay, I'll tek-non of it to heart.

Generally I'm not the type to wash my dirty linen in public, but my heart was so heavy I had to let it fly with the wind-girl. It's been painful for me to sit and write all these things. And yeah, it's time for football, so goodbye y'all!

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Ya not a bastard!!!!

How do I upvote an already upvoted post again????? Ahhhhh

the neld-son of God was georged

First, I had to read this line again because it felt so familiar and when I thought I had had enough...

I know some people might think me a cul-bert deep down I know that I'm the-awesome-one here. And yes I don't need your validation. So if you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh all you want, it's okay, I'll tek-non of it to heart.

This one wan kill me...Guy you deserve to be called Eminem because you just burst a rhymes through out this post 😂😂😂

I kept trying to understand though, why you kept typing "his" son...I was wondering if it wasn't your aunt's son too...nice one bro...you legit made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

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😂😂😂
I be urua ekpa Eminem.

I wanted better ways to murder his name better, but the frustration won't let my brain work better 😂😂

I'm glad you found it worthy of a laugh man.

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😂😂😂
It's so obvious..

Better stop all this talk before you start seeing alpha and beta signs in your head...Im the worst with rhymes 😂😂

Sure.. you're welcome bro ❤️

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Ah 🙌boss, forgive your boy

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I merit-a-hama to panel beat me

Warris this?!!! 😂😂😂
And why does it fit in so well?! This is bad 😂

@nelson-george @windgirl @treasure-joshua @gi-de-on your usernames have been used to rhythm a post successfully... I just thought of letting you guys know 🙂

@diikaan give his child the tfare and let him go, I'm beginning to think there is another agenda you're not mentioning in this post. You have the money, send him away 🚶‍♀️

Please if you guys know where I can pluck money today, just point me to it

As for this, you should visit Hivenaija community this minute... There are lots of trees there and they are trying to hide them, go now and catch one of them at least.

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Warris this?!!! 😂😂😂
And why does it fit in so well?! This is bad

😂😂😂 I make things fit, that's my specialty 😋😋

I'm beginning to think there is another agenda you're not mentioning in this post.

😂 I only have one agenda, and it's that he should just leave my space shikena.
Please send me small money na, so I can use to pay transport to hivenaija 😋😋

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🤣🤣🤣
Transport to Hivenaija? Don't worry, sit at home... Hivenaija will come to you 😂😂

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😂😂😂😂
Now you're behaving like my aunty

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Tell her she has a twin somewhere in Hive city 🤪

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😂 😂 I'll send her your link

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This is extremely amazing though
Thanks for the mention😁😁😁

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Haha! Checked it few hours ago. The dude is crazy

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Generally I'm not the type to wash my dirty linen in public, but my heart was so heavy I had to let it fly with the wind-girl.

Very interesting, putting my name in it as if it's not there. Lol. Quite interesting. Your aunt indeed is a bug🤣. She feels you have all the cash in the world just because you decided to test your camera in front of a mall. Lol, I don't think she wants her son to go to school.

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Don't mind her, she thinks she's doing me. Until her son misses school on Monday, that's when she'll understand

I just had to breeze you in there😋

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Haha! Twas nice to see my name breezed in there😁

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Ahhhhh the most beautiful thing I have laid my eyesnon today. My day is just made.
This is really interesting, you are amazing man. Kudos.
And when i think I had seen it all
boom this.

If I post it the way it is, you guys would think I merit-a-hama to panel beat me into shape.

So much in line..

Another one!

It's funny what the lack of money can deprive you of. On a weekend like this that I'm supposed to be chilling and turning my gi-de-on

Guy this is maddddd man😁😁😁😁😁😁

Quite an interesting one sir..


I know @merit.ahama would have voted tis already, so I can't do more than she has already don I will be sending you some @ecency points man...
Kudos.

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See hyping of the highest level... @diikaan head would have swelled up by now 😁😁

He's doing well, the rhythms are super cool

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😂😂😂😋😋 My head that have burst already. I know that if I release a song now, it'd do better than speed darlington's

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Haha go for it!
We are behind you 😅😅

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It is not me you will encourage into public disgrace 😂

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Thanks brother for the kind words. I'm just tryna do my part for the ministry.

As for @merit.ahama she's a big woman and I know what she can do. I'm not worried.

I'm glad I made your day man and I really appreciate the points, it's most kind of you

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the neld-son of God was georged

I feel like you're trying to tell me something but I can't quite put my finger on it but maybe dii-kan

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this one got me.
The message is clear Sha but, child of the world wouldn't want to answer the call.😜

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Yes, these cases are really interesting.

I am amused by the quote from Meir-a-atma whose translation I don't know.

Let's hope you get good money, my friend, and the boy comes back to class with something monetary as well.

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Thanks buddy. As long as there's merit in the name, I believe it should be positive

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