Challenge Accepted ~ Never Or Have I?

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So I thought if I didn't do this then it means I may be sued to courtπŸ˜‚ (I know whyπŸ˜‚) I mean almost half of my friends have done it and then again I got invited to do the same so I finally decided to give it a try, I mean why not, so here we are and here we go.

You know I like going to the extreme. So I followed the link a friend left me in his comment to also check out my random questions and answer them, by the way before that, thanks for the invite dear.
I went ahead to check out the first 10 questions from each of the words or phrases we have in the random word generator and then I finally decided to settle with dirty πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ hey don't give me that looks, the questions aren't that dirty anyway, after all, I have already read a lot of the embarrassing and funny questions so I thought, why not go for these dirty ones lol.
So sit back and be ready to read some dirty-clean questions from me lol. Here we go!



Never have I ever been set up on a date by a friend.

Are they okay? They know my kind of person so they wouldn't even try or dare me.
I usually watch this in movies but the day any of my friends will try this, I will deal with them very seriouslyπŸ˜‚ I mean why set me up when you could have simply told me about the whole goddamn date?



Never have I ever walked up to a stranger and asked them out.

I find this rather strange and funny. How do I just walk up to someone and ask them out? I have never even walked up to a crush or admirer before to tell them how good I think they are or look, talk more of walking up to a stranger to ask them out, for what exactly? This is a NEVER! for me lol.



Never have I ever dated someone 10 years older than me.

Oh dear! Imagine being 15years and dating a 25-year-old. Some people would actually call that child abuse lol but then again, is it really child abuse? Anyways, I haven't done that before so I am found not guilty for this crimeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



Never have I ever had a crush on a teacher

What a liar I would be if I say never to this question
I have had a crush on my teacher(s) since when I was born. πŸ˜‚
I mean I do have a crush on anyone that is physically attractiveπŸ˜‚πŸ€­ don't give me that dirty looks lol, I know what I am doing and saying.
This brings back a lot of memories especially during my high school days when so many of my classmates and schoolmates had a crush on this particular teacher in school.
The news went viral in school that the teacher had to be transferred out of my school.

PS: I wasn't among those people that had a crush on that particular teacher, I mean I didn't even find him that appealing, so I don't get why everyone was all over him.

Well, that was by the way.



Never have I ever asked a friend to find out whether someone else likes me.

Funnily enough, I have had people come to ask me to help them do this but I have never done such with any of my friends.
I have always had my ways of finding out if a person likes me or not, maybe you can call me your detective in love ministryπŸ˜‰
I know I feel like doing that most times but I have never done it and I am super proud of myself at this point lol.



Never have I ever kissed someone within the first hour of meeting them.

Maybe I would have to be drugged or drunk to do this lol. I don't even exchange hugs let alone kisses.
I don't think I would do this even under the influence of anything or whatsoever at all.



Never have I ever played hard to get

Found guilty πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I had a good laugh when I saw this question lol. I have always played hard to get. Like it's my thing, I don't give in to people's demands so easily.
And except you are persuasive enough or up for the game, then you can't get anything from me or establish any kind or form of friendship with me. I always and I mean always play hard to get lol.
Don't mean to boast about this but it has already become a life not even a habit lol.



Never have I ever spilled food on someone else

Guilty and it was so embarrassing, though we laughed it off and it didn't really seem that awkward but I never forget that experience in a rush
We had a good time one day at the office with my boss back then at work. So while discussing, we were joking and laughing as well, I remember eating and drinking water I guess, and then someone suddenly made a funny statement and I laughed and throw out everything I had in my mouth at my boss, gosh, it was embarrassing but he wasn't angry or take it that seriously.

So since then, I am very careful about laughing when I have food in my mouth. It wasn't a conscious act that time though, it was my impulse responding to that funny joke that was being pulled, so before I even realized what was happening, the particles already landed on my boss's face and gave him a welcoming hug lol.



Never have I ever accidentally peed in my pants

You must be kidding me. I have many times.
It happens when I try so hard to keep it in especially if I am not in a comfortable place or I am on the road and there isn't any nearby loo. Sometimes I pray not to wet my panty before I even find any nearby loo and get to ease myself.
Most times my bladder feels like it would burst anytime soon when I try so hard to hold it in.
I have peed many times in my pants, yes and please no one should look at me (not even youπŸ™„πŸ˜) yes you lol.



Never have I ever thought someone was waving at me but they were waving to someone else

If this has never happened to you before, raise your hands?πŸ™„πŸ˜ you had better be truthful here and don't act all cool lol.
I believe we have all been here, yes we are guilty of having someone wave to another person which we thought was waving to us.
It can be so embarrassing especially if the person notices you were waving at them thinking that they too were waving at you when they weren't even doing that lol.

I looked rather dumb and stupid when it happened and trust me you don't wanna hear the whole story so let's just save myself the embarrassment lol. And yes, it has happened to me before.



Never have I ever received a terrible haircut

Oh yes, I have and I almost wept for the barber. I was so sad and if what I felt at that time could be displayed then one would probably think I was going through life challenges because I was depressed because of one haircut that went wrong πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
You know for ladies, their hair is their crown so any bad experience or outcome with their hair feels like their crown is being taken away or that it's shaky in a way lol.

I had to use a warmer for some weeks and cover up my shame lol. Looking back at that time now, I will say that the barber guy was just being rather too wicked to a poor little soul. I mean how would he even make me go bald, what did I ever do to him.?πŸ™„πŸ˜‚
Anyway I was glad that I had fast-growing hair and I was able to face the crowd again with my head uncovered after a couple of weeksπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚



I never knew this could be this fun and to think I was even contemplating on whether to do it or not.
Now I don't wanna stop. I wouldn't have minded answering all the questions there but then again, I don't think I could finish it in a day so in order not to bore you with my long talks, let's end it here.

So in the long run, it was never a Never, most times things happen, and when we look back at those memories, it gladdens or saddens our heart but all the same, they are all memories worth keeping and cherishing.



So it wasn't so difficult after all. I am glad I tried and thanks again to that friend for pushing and encouraging me to it lol.
I don't think I wanna tag or invite anyone but if I am to do that, I wanna invite @merit.ahama @edystringz @evegrace @mmykel @blezyn @obrisgold1 to check out and answer their random questions as well lol.
Thanks for coming around to read from me, I appreciate guys.

Still your baby girl ;)


You can generate your random questions using this link if you wanna join the fun.

13 July 2021

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Should I just leave those emoji there and go? 🀣🀣🀣
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Hell No! I'm not going joor, come here you so πŸ€” where do I start from now? πŸ™„ Your comma too plenty abeg

First of all, why will you accept to answer the dirty questions? πŸ™„ I'm already looking at you like that, you're a suspect.

Your boss should have spanked you for spilling food on his face 😝 be laughing anyhow 😏 I hope you did not pour pepper in his faces sha

There's a song we sing for someone that peed on his or pants, maybe I'll sing it for you any day I get to see you so try avoid me when you see me 🀣🀣

I can imagine how wicked some barbers can be, thank God I don't cut my hair. A poor little soul indeed 😏 and the little soul knows how to hide the haircut for weeks, you are not little joor.

This challenge is doing me somehow, can I really do this? People like you will laugh at me too much πŸ™„πŸ€”

Lemme see what I can do sha, it's just to copy the questions from the link and answer, right?


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Suspect ke?
I already knew you can't come and go like that. It's not in your nature lol.
You will always speak your mind and be causing trouble lol.

I am also glad he didn't spank me o. Anyway, it was their fault I laughed lol.

Why wouldn't I know how to hide my calamity? Make my crush laugh at me?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no na lol.

Yes, dear, just copy the questions you choose and answer them, you can even make a screenshot out of them. I just didn't wanna do that so I only copied the questions and answers them. I hope to read yours πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you get why I am laughing right? Lol

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Me cause trouble? You of all people should know I don't talk much, I only walk around to check on people like you 😌 calm girl like me πŸ˜ƒ

Your crush don't know that you are crushing on him na, so feel free to reveal your calamity. I'm sure the hair cut still fit, you are just worried for nothing 😏

Okay, I'll try to write mine. I don't know why you are laughing o, it's like somebody open laughing gas there. Laugh well sha, don't let me catch you 🧐


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Lol. You calm? Iffa bear. Please shift abegπŸ™„πŸ˜

How are you sure that my crush didn't know about the crushing? What if he too was crushing? Now you know that would be a total disaster lol

Just do it first then you will know why I am laughing lol. Good luck by the way.

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I have shifted as the quiet girl I am

That disaster is the highest level o
He will be "Is she the girl I've been crushing on?" 🀣 you will be like a stranger somebody to him at once, that barber will hear from you for sure.

Lemme see what I can do o, this your laugh in progress is doing me somehow πŸ˜‚


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Laugh in progress indeed. Let me even leave you sefπŸ˜‚πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ

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Wow wow,πŸ˜‚πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
Hmm I read most part and just kept wondering if she is right or not😜I don't really know other questions you answered if it true or false, but the part of playing hard to get I really know that one. She can do that ehh and it seems she fine it funny even if the person isn't.

She has done that to me several times, but me shaa that won't like to give up will always get her to succumb πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Let me just drop my pen. Let me go and do mind thanks for the invite, this sounds like real funπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I was surprised when I saw stuff like this on Hive😊

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You say what? πŸ™„, come and explain yourself ooo πŸ€”

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Biko help me ask him? Cause me sef, I am confused πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€”πŸ€”

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Cone and explain yourself o, cause I don't know when I played hard to get with you omoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Am I safe like this? Biko

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Na you Sabi that one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Not the other side oh.

Whenever I want something from you, you always want me to beg and beg while you will be laughing, or I lieπŸ™„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I already knew what you meant ogaπŸ˜‚

So which one is the other side abeg lol

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I already knew what you meant ogaπŸ˜‚

Am glad you doπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œ about the other one forget it, if you don't know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŽπŸ€ͺ

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You know I can not help but laugh reading through this challenge and I am sure going to participate in this. At first, I did not understand the game but after reading through this, I think I am ready to do mine. So hold on while I go and check mine.

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Glad you understood better after reading this.
And yes, I will await your entry just to laugh my heart out lol

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚It was fun reading through your replies. I'm ready to generate my random questions and see how much fun it will be for me...Challenge acceptedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Lol. I bet you will have so much fun.
Can't wait to read yours as well

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